I’m looking for a woman to take me out to nice places and generally show me a good time.
I am tall, dark and athletic. I have some terrible dance moves but a great taste in shoes.
I believe I am well qualified to be a boyfriend, Skillset includes:
Immense toleration of shopping
I give good (bear) hugs
I make a mean mojito (and long island ice tea's)
I'll always tell you that dress looks nice on you
I can cook at least 5 half decent meals
You’ll be 19 – 25 years, motivated, active and assertive enough to have your own life without a boyfriend who tells you how wonderful you are every 15 minutes.
I am such high maintenance that I require flowers and love letters on a daily basis and I'll probably be detrimental to your health/wellbeing, but we'll have fun!