Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is where I try to make myself appealing? Well lets just say,
I'm a god free, omnivorous, over opinionated person who plays too
much xbox and enjoys a bit to much whiskey.
Imagine you're in a car, halfway up a mountain on the other side of
the world you brought for basically a pitcher of beer off a French
speaking alcoholic on the wrong side of montréal. The weather is
picturesque when suddenly, a snow storm comes in. You're from a
town where snow is the last thing you ever see, you're driving
around corners sideways at a mere 25km an hour due to the lack of
tred of your $30 dunlops. You tighten your seat belt and all you
can think about is.... Maybe the bar till 4am and that smelly
burger you ate were a bad idea and hope this chariot makes it up
and over this mountain with all of my limbs still intact.
Long story short, the beast made it, I survived the start to
another adventure and no... I will never visit that burger stand in
northern Ontario ever again.
Monday through Friday I'm a postal enforcement super star. Ensuring
that crappy phone you brought off that "5 star" Chinese eBay seller
gets into your hands safe and sound. I weild a stamp like Carl
Grimes a pistol when you know there's a zombie next to his poor
sensed father. It's art.
When you come to collect that iPhone.... Yes I will need to see
your I.D, I promise it looks cute.
By the time the weekend rolls around I hope I still have enough of
my pay cheque left to enjoy a few quiet beers (or 10) with some
brilliant company, a few tunes maybe a sneaky pizza while looking
forward to not rolling over to turn my alarm off the next morning.
Hopefully the next day I'm not too hungover, I can easily find the
time to come eat lunch by the Bay or happily spend it enjoying some
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, sleep, work, sleep, work, drink drink sleep. Rinse and repeat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping in strange places. Drinking. And combining the two.
I like to think I can make people laugh or smile at shit times,
always good at making the best from a bad situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, and my eyes.... Apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm currently reading Micro. I seem to read more autobiographical
and non-fiction work more than anything. To be honest I start a
book and get bored!
Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, original star wars. The
TV is basically twd, shameless, workaholics, whatever I feel is
interesting on Netflix/Quickflix
Music, punk/hardcore, But I will listen to anything...... Within
Food......hmm Chinese hells yeah!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whisky, my passport, Xbox, coffee, internet, excitement.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to head on my next adventure, how I will always be in debt
and have zero interest being out of debt. Should I work or travel.
Note: I travelled..... I'm now very very broke
Why do people leave doors open when they were closed before they
walked in? Why do stores insist on it being 100 degrees inside when
it's cold outside
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Commuting to somewhere to do something fun for the coming weekend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If anything stands out, our questions relate and I'm 9/10 times
going to reply unless I have no internet access of course!
Just don't say "hi" okay? Sweet.
Oh and just because it says "casual sex" doesn't mean I'm going to
be an asshole or try and sleep with you the first time we talk.
Don't be so ignorant. I don't understand how people can complain
about someone not being honest but then hate honesty.
I kinda just want someone to watch bulk TV shows with and let me
play with their pets.
And remember.... There's always money in the banana stand.
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