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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:54pm
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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This is where I try to make myself appealing? Well lets just say, I'm a god free, omnivorous, over opinionated person who plays too much xbox and enjoys a bit to much whiskey.

Imagine you're in a car, halfway up a mountain on the other side of the world you brought for basically a pitcher of beer off a French speaking alcoholic on the wrong side of montréal. The weather is picturesque when suddenly, a snow storm comes in. You're from a town where snow is the last thing you ever see, you're driving around corners sideways at a mere 25km an hour due to the lack of tred of your $30 dunlops. You tighten your seat belt and all you can think about is.... Maybe the bar till 4am and that smelly burger you ate were a bad idea and hope this chariot makes it up and over this mountain with all of my limbs still intact.

Long story short, the beast made it, I survived the start to another adventure and no... I will never visit that burger stand in northern Ontario ever again.

Monday through Friday I'm a postal enforcement super star. Ensuring that crappy phone you brought off that "5 star" Chinese eBay seller gets into your hands safe and sound. I weild a stamp like Carl Grimes a pistol when you know there's a zombie next to his poor sensed father. It's art.
When you come to collect that iPhone.... Yes I will need to see your I.D, I promise it looks cute.

By the time the weekend rolls around I hope I still have enough of my pay cheque left to enjoy a few quiet beers (or 10) with some brilliant company, a few tunes maybe a sneaky pizza while looking forward to not rolling over to turn my alarm off the next morning. Hopefully the next day I'm not too hungover, I can easily find the time to come eat lunch by the Bay or happily spend it enjoying some movies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, sleep, work, sleep, work, drink drink sleep. Rinse and repeat
I’m really good at
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Sleeping in strange places. Drinking. And combining the two.

I like to think I can make people laugh or smile at shit times, always good at making the best from a bad situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard, eyes, tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm currently reading Micro. I seem to read more autobiographical and non-fiction work more than anything. To be honest I start a book and get bored!

Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, The Warriors.

TV is basically twd, shameless, workaholics, whatever I feel is interesting on Netflix/Quickflix

Music, punk/hardcore, But I will listen to anything...... Within reason

Food......hmm Chinese hells yeah!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Booze, my passport, my dogs, coffee, internet, excitement.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to head on my next adventure, how I will always be in debt and have zero interest being out of debt. Should I work or travel. Note: I travelled..... I'm now very very broke

Why do people leave doors open when they were closed before they walked in? Why do stores insist on it being 100 degrees inside when it's cold outside

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Commuting to somewhere to do something fun for the coming weekend.
You should message me if
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If anything stands out, our questions relate and I'm 9/10 times going to reply unless I have no internet access of course!
Just don't say "hi" okay? Sweet.

Oh and just because it says "casual sex" doesn't mean I'm going to be an asshole or try and sleep with you the first time we talk. Don't be so ignorant...
I kinda just want someone to watch bulk TV shows with and let me play with their pets.

And remember.... There's always money in the banana stand.