I'M A KURT RUSSEL LOOK-A-LIKE, EXCEPT I'M TALLER!!!!

SEEKING AS A STARTER CASUAL INTO FORMAL DATING. FIRST THREE DATES COUNT THE MOST. COMMITMENT ALSO A POSSIBILITY. I'M WILLING TO PLEASE YET NOT EAGER TO PLEASE.

Am legally competent, studying business, have a certificate in private investigation, am a former security officer, a fitness trainer, mixed martial artist, and a poker pro. I'm not the mediocre Joe, but instead the pro-Joe if you get me. I am into kinky stuff, as is on my personality, but I keep it safe and painless. Is how I scored blue and not violet on the kink spectrum test. Don't call me vanilla as is the mediocre Joe and not the kinkster-meister Pro Joe, is me.

Fitness, self-defense training/teaching, losing interest fast in a potential no-go relationships, not offering buying drinks nor going to dives, this means I give what is earned and deserved, as a waitress got a $9.69 tip not only for giving her oral sex on the job, but also for doubling the portion of desert without the extra charge, so on the contrary I do give as my personality data list says I don't. Disclaimer Warning: Waitresses flirting over tips without genuine intrigue can and already has gotten waitresses fired as a result instead of tipping. Also maintaining my 230 pound muscular figure and three foot shoulder width.

My shoulder/chest/hip width, height, and straight militant posture. Can also be rambunctious, a rebel, cause I'm prone to hyper-agitation and have a deep baritone voice so I'm easily heard, often being told to talk quieter, and had already more than a decade ago conquered depression by boosting my testosterone without illicit anabolics, is not for nothing I train and bench press, have a twisted sense of humor and easily make friends with people my gender who are good with jokes.

Leadership/business books, art of war, ninja warcraft books, classic rock; a fan of Tom Petty and The Cars, like seasoned prime ribs and breaded buffalo wings especially with the southern seasoning.

My two glasses of wine, my hyperanxiety medications, earning some $$$$ to achieve guerrilla Capitalist status, all of my self-defense training, my charisma, poker games, and a camera.

My goals becoming reality, to become a better chess player, finishing my college majors, global entrepenuership, prosperity, and wagering easy bets rather than being a wage slave to a greedy boss. The proper word is wager, not wage slaved. I only bet big when the opportunity exceeds the risk, is where my poker skills are handy.

A card shark, deal the old Texas Hold Em. A billiard/dart game hustler.

Though not tattooed, I'm one reckless handful who can make or break a date faster than white on rice. Not a believer of loved and lost to be better than never loved, but a possible believer of LOVE!!! Cause loving ain't losing. Should there be love and lost means there never was love so not a lose, don't fake nor mistake me for the mediocre Joe character I'm not.

You are from 18-52. I want my SO to outlive me, thank you very much, are serious and sexual and not a cat and mouse game player. The only time I'm a player is when I'm the one being played, otherwise, I'm a laid back person. Should you want a one-night stand, don't bother to IM nor message me. Genuine interest only, no head games, cause you will hate me later;) Joking, or not??? You'll see and find out;)