Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DO NOT ASK ME TO TEXT MESSAGE WHEN I ONLY EMAIL AND TALK ON THE
PHONE. SHOULD YOU WANT ME TO TEXT DON'T MESSAGE ME!!!
I'M A KURT RUSSEL LOOK-A-LIKE, EXCEPT I'M TALLER!!!!
SEEKING AS A STARTER CASUAL INTO FORMAL DATING. FIRST THREE DATES
COUNT THE MOST. COMMITMENT ALSO A POSSIBILITY. I'M WILLING TO
PLEASE YET NOT EAGER TO PLEASE.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Am legally competent, studying business, have a degree in business
and a certificate in private investigation, am a former security
officer, a fitness trainer, mixed martial artist, and a poker pro.
I'm not the mediocre Joe, but instead the pro-Joe if you get me. I
am into kinky stuff, as is on my personality, but I keep it safe
and painless. Is how I scored blue and not violet on the kink
spectrum test. Don't call me vanilla as is the mediocre Joe and not
the kinkster-meister Pro Joe, is me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fitness, self-defense training/teaching, losing interest fast in a
potential no-go relationships, not offering buying drinks nor going
to dives, this means I give what is earned and deserved, as a
waitress got a $9.69 tip not only for giving her oral sex on the
job, but also for doubling the portion of desert without the extra
charge, so on the contrary I do give as my personality data list
says I don't. Disclaimer Warning: Waitresses flirting over tips
without genuine intrigue I can and already have gotten waitresses
fired as a result instead of tipping them. Also maintaining my 230
pound muscular figure and twenty inch shoulder width.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shoulder/chest/hip width, height, and straight militant posture.
Can also be rambunctious, a rebel, cause I'm prone to
hyper-agitation and have a deep baritone voice so I'm easily heard,
often being told to talk quieter, and had already more than a
decade ago conquered depression by boosting my testosterone without
illicit anabolics, is not for nothing I train and bench press, have
a twisted sense of humor and easily make friends with people my
gender who are good with jokes and ex-military.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Leadership/business books, art of war, ninja warcraft books,
classic rock; a fan of Tom Petty and The Cars, like seasoned prime
ribs and breaded buffalo wings especially with the southern
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My two glasses of wine, my hyperanxiety medications, earning some
$$$$ to achieve guerrilla Capitalist status, all of my self-defense
training, my charisma, poker games, and a camera.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My goals becoming reality, to become a better chess player,
finishing my college majors, global entrepenuership, prosperity,
and wagering easy bets rather than being a wage slave to a greedy
boss. The proper word is wager, not wage slaved. I only bet big
when the opportunity exceeds the risk, is where my poker skills are
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A card shark, deal the old Texas Hold Em. A billiard/dart game
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Though not tattooed, I'm one reckless handful who can make or break
a date faster than white on rice. Not a believer of loved and lost
to be better than never loved, but a possible believer of LOVE!!!
Cause loving ain't losing. Should there be love and lost means
there never was love so not a lose, don't fake nor mistake me for
the mediocre Joe character I'm not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are from 18-52. I want my SO to outlive me, thank you very
much, are serious and sexual and not a cat and mouse game player.
The only time I'm a player is when I'm the one being played,
otherwise, I'm a laid back person. Should you want a one-night
stand, don't bother to IM nor message me. Genuine interest only, no
head games, cause you will hate me later;) Joking, or not??? You'll
see and find out;)
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