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30 M Grapevine, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm only a beggar man whom nobody owns.

I'm straight edge and vegetarian, but it's ok if you're not. It's ok if you are too. Either way is ok. If you drink like a lot I'll probably only like you if it makes you fall down a lot because that shit is pretty funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just quit my job, so to quote an avian scholar "We over here hustlin, we over here grindin'."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being indifferent to things until I don't have them anymore.
trivia and trivialities.
keeping my mouth shut.
having soul, whilst not being a soldier.
looking like hair coming out of a hood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my cheerful demeanor (that was a joke, I'm a notorious prick.) The fact that my hair is fucking gorgeous. Dude's girlfriends ask to touch it and then those dudes shittyface me like I have some control over the situation. I didn't tell your girlfriend to have good taste b. Sorry about your bald spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Comics: Vonnegut, Atwood, basically every dystopian novel ever, books about the social and cultural impacts of sports, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, Murakami, The Outsiders, the sci-fi that came out before sci-fi was a marketable genre that led to seventeen book twelve thousand page series (because I think those are a drag), The Princess Bride, William Gibson, China Mieville, The Boys from Brazil, The Things They Carried, Alan Moore, basically any Batman book, Hellblazer, Saga, Sandman, a bunch of other shit.

Music: Converge, Baroness, The Smiths, Joy Division, basically any song that some sad asshole with a synth made in a shitty part of England between like 1978-1988, The Cure, Depeche Mode, the incarnation of emo where everyone just sounded like Jawbreaker, some old straight edge hardcore bands who are probably alcoholics now, Black Sabbath and a lot of the bands who've built careers aping Black Sabbath, Sleater-Kinney, acoustic songs by dudes who used to be in punk bands but are maybe now too old to be in punk bands.

Movies: Wall-E is my favorite movie by a sizable amount. Basically any movie about the mob. Battle Royale. Danny Boyle, documentaries about the cultural and social impacts of sports, films about sad assholes with synthesizers in England, Leon: the Professional, most of the DC animated joints are pretty good, Miyazaki, Boyz n the Hood, Korean crime films.

Food: Red curry I guess? That shit is pretty good.

Things I don't like: Ayn Rand, the song Crazy Train, people who are impolite to service workers, powercycling, sore throats, power metal that isn't Manowar, the phrase "xxx you've never heard of" or basically just clickbait in general, small talk (this isn't just me being dour, I would 100 percent rather not talk than talk about nothing), I'm kind of over Spotify, green olives, most egg-based condiments, pretension, spotty wireless connections, people that aren't very funny (especially if they're unaware.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Simpsons seasons 3-8.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be honest enough to make people around me uncomfortable.
How to avenge imagined slights.
Why some people talk so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't care enough to lie. Or I'm absolutely terrified of people not taking me seriously. One of the two, I can't remember.

One time I was a state champion of something reasonably embarrassing.
You should message me if
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Do whatever you want. I'm not your dad. Or if you want to talk to me, because there's a reasonable chance I'll be too scared to message you. Or if you're the kind of girl whose attraction to someone correlates positively to the size of their comic book collection or their Hearthstone ranking. So basically if you are a figment of my imagination.