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30 M Grapevine, TX

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:31pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm only a beggar man whom nobody owns.

I'm straight edge and vegetarian, but it's ok if you're not. It's ok if you are too. Either way is ok.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a comic store. Envisioning a more perfect world where I don't work at a comic store.

Since I wrote this I have actualized my more perfect world, and no longer work in a comic store, and am currently envisioning a world where I find a real job, or optimally find a way to live without one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being indifferent to things until I don't have them anymore.
trivia and trivialities.
keeping my mouth shut.
having soul, whilst not being a soldier.
looking like hair coming out of a hood.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my cheerful demeanor (that was a joke, I'm a notorious prick.) The fact that my hair is fucking gorgeous. Dude's girlfriends ask to touch it and then those dudes shittyface me like I have some control over the situation. I didn't tell your girlfriend to have good taste b. Sorry about your bald spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Comics: Vonnegut, Atwood, basically every dystopian novel ever, books about the social and cultural impacts of sports, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, Murakami, The Outsiders, The Princess Bride, William Gibson, The Boys from Brazil, The Things They Carried, Alan Moore, basically any Batman book, Hellblazer, Saga, Sandman, a bunch of other shit.

Music: Converge, Baroness, The Smiths, basically any song that some sad asshole with a synth made in a shitty part of England between like 1978-1988, The Cure, Depeche Mode, the incarnation of emo where everyone just sounded like Jawbreaker, the incarnation of screamo where everyone just sounded like Jesuit, some old straight edge hardcore bands who are probably alcoholics now, Sleater-Kinney, acoustic songs by dudes who used to be in punk bands but are maybe now too old to be in punk bands (I don't know what the name for that is but there's kind of a lot of it) and a bunch of other shit.

Movies: Wall-E is my favorite movie by a sizable amount. Basically any movie about the mob. Battle Royale. Danny Boyle, documentaries about the cultural and social impacts of sports, films about sad assholes with synthesizers in England, Leon: the Professional, most of the DC animated joints are pretty good, Miyazaki, Boyz n the Hood, a bunch of other shit.

Food: Red curry I guess? That shit is pretty good.

Things I don't like: Ayn Rand, the song Crazy Train, people who are impolite to service workers, powercycling, power metal that isn't Manowar, the phrase "xxx you've never heard of," small talk, I'm kind of over Spotify, green olives, most egg-based condiments, pretension, spotty wireless connections, people that aren't very funny.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm afraid if I actually picked these things it would just become a personal challenge to try to do without them, and then I'd do something drastically unclever and choose water or air or iron or Vitamin D. Then I'd die. So I'm not going to answer this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be honest enough to make people around me uncomfortable.
How to avenge imagined slights.
Why some people talk so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking Manischewitz
Going out to terrorize Goyim.

That's not true and I probably haven't listened to that song in ten years and there's no way this will be funny to anyone else but whatever. The truth is I work Friday nights which is not a very exciting truth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't care enough to lie. Or I'm absolutely terrified of people not taking me seriously. One of the two, I can't remember.

One time I was a state champion of something reasonably embarrassing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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Do whatever you want. I'm not your dad. Or if you want to talk to me, because there's a reasonable chance I'll be too scared to message you.