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  • Ages 18-99
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:06pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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I'm only a beggar man whom nobody owns.

I'm straight edge and vegetarian, but it's ok if you're not. It's ok if you are too. Either way is ok. If drinking is integral to your personality I'll probably only like you if it makes you fall down a lot because that shit is pretty funny.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work on the internet, so mostly not leaving my house. P exciting, I know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being indifferent to things until I don't have them anymore.
keeping my mouth shut.
having soul, whilst not being a soldier.
looking like hair coming out of a hood.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That they can see roughly 20 percent of my actual face. I'm mostly all hood, beard, hair and glasses. I'm like a mystery that put as little effort as possible into solving itself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Comics: Vonnegut, Atwood, basically every dystopian novel ever (even Anthem but Ayn Rand is still a drag), books about the social and cultural impacts of sports, We Have Always Lived in the Castle, Murakami, The Outsiders, the sci-fi that came out before sci-fi was a marketable genre that led to seventeen book twelve thousand page series (because I think those are a drag), The Princess Bride, William Gibson, China Mieville, The Boys from Brazil, The Things They Carried, Alan Moore, basically any Batman book, Hellblazer, Saga, Sandman, a decent amount of DC superhero books, slightly less Marvel superhero books.

Music: Converge, Baroness, The Smiths, Joy Division, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Boysetsfire, basically any song that some sad asshole with a synth made in a shitty part of England between like 1978-1988, The Cure, Depeche Mode, the incarnation of emo where everyone just sounded like Jawbreaker, some old straight edge hardcore bands who are probably alcoholics now, Black Sabbath and a lot of the bands who've built careers aping Black Sabbath, The Misfits or anyone who has the gall to cover a Misfits song with a straight face, Sleater-Kinney, Prince, Wu-Tang, mixtape culture. Every year I read all the best of the year lists on Pitchfork to pretend I'm cultured and hip and I usually end up really liking one of them, this year I know it will be the new Grimes record which is just bonkers good.

Movies: Wall-E is my favorite movie by a sizable amount. Basically any movie about the mob. Battle Royale. Danny Boyle, documentaries about the cultural and social impacts of sports, films about sad assholes with synthesizers in England, teenage melodrama, Leon: the Professional, most of the DC animated joints are pretty good, Miyazaki, Boyz n the Hood, Korean crime films, The Princess Bride. Basically if it's intended for children or an ultraviolent action movie there's a pretty good chance I'll like it.

Food: I mostly judge food by how effective it is as a cholula delivery vector.

Things I don't like: Ayn Rand, the song Crazy Train, people who are impolite to service workers, powercycling, sore throats, power metal that isn't Manowar, the phrase "xxx you've never heard of" or basically just clickbait in general, small talk (this isn't just me being dour, I would 100 percent rather not talk than talk about nothing), green olives, most egg-based condiments, pretension, spotty wireless connections, people that aren't very funny (especially if they're unaware.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Simpsons seasons 3-8.

Chloraseptic, Halls, naproxen, warm saltwater, hot soup, honey.

The Smiths, Meat is Murder, The Queen is Dead, Strangeways Here We Come, Louder than Bombs, Rank ( I could probably live without Rank but it made six.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be honest enough to make people around me uncomfortable.
How to avenge imagined slights.
Why some people talk so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
no thanks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't care enough to lie. Or I'm absolutely terrified of people not taking me seriously. One of the two, I can't remember.

One time I was a state champion of something reasonably embarrassing.
You should message me if
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Do whatever you want. I'm not your dad.

Or if you play League of Legends and you want to battle.