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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34-48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 12:30pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
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My self-summary
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Just looking for unicorns. Please just ignore/dump the profile if you're not submissive and aren't into being spanked lightly and fucked properly. If you don't like girls, probably ain't happening.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living the dream. Great work life balance. Analytical with an artistic flair. Usually to the point. Been there done that sexually and emerged relatively unscathed. Know what I want.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let me get your clothes off and ill show you
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Orwell, Card, Camus, Dahl, Moog, anything ninjatune, fruit bats, be goods, slow goth metal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
O2, something to read, hugs, love, kissing, sex, h2o.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Come on, I'm a guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're definitely outdoorsy but equally loves cooking in with friends. You're sexually confident and border line mischievous. You think Lickmyass is a funny name.