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34 F San Francisco, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:53pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Have wit, will travel. Dog and gin lover. Addicted to puns and dad jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Incidentally blank right now. Just shut down my last (and first) company. I enjoyed running things. Trying to figure out my next move.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
keeping myself entertained and nursing the same drink for eons.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a lotta woman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A sucker for a good short story, esp sci-fi, but I don't read nearly as frequently as I'd like. That's something I'm going to fix.

My fav TV shows: Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Masters of Sex, The Americans, Vikings, Veep, Drunk History, Brooklyn99.

Movies: Zoolander, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Godfather, 5th Element, Dark City, Conspirators of Pleasure, The Luzhin Defense. I like current movies too but they don't really define the genre for me as much as the sillier early stuff do. I'm a sucker for almost anything picked up by Sonny Pictures Classics.

Music - all over the place but I'm partial to cool instrumental sounds, soulful voices, funky beats or a cheeky choruses.

Food...everything. I've tried veganism and low-carb; played around with raw diets and gluten-free diets. In general I don't find those to be super sustainable. I enjoy variety.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Puns and dad-jokes. No shame and no apologies.
2. Memory foam mattress – thank you NASA. Kids, this is why we need to keep space exploration programs alive.
3. Optimism with a healthy seasoning of snark-casm.
4. Ice cream.
5. Dogs.
6. A blowdryer - it's like having a tiny leaf blower in your hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Diversity, communication, and conflict resolution.

what's the accepted way to say and use 'forte' these days?

how do i teach my friends to properly salt their cooking?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
strategically avoiding a saturday hangover.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i really don't mind comic sans.

My spirit animal: an internet troll.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You love the idea of pressure-free, "let's feel it out," type of dating. Chemistry is chemistry – can't rush it – but good drinks and a proper ambiance help pushing it along.

You enjoy visiting the museum and opting in for the audio tour.

You appreciate creative direction and cinematography. You know that having a DSLR doesn't make you a photographer.

Your bothered by the blatant misuse of the possessive in this sentence.