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34 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:51pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Have wit, will travel. Dog and gin lover. Addicted to puns and dad jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Exploring my next career move.
I’m really good at
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Cooking and being snarky.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A sucker for a good short story, esp sci-fi, but I don't read nearly as frequently as I'd like. That's something I'm going to fix.

My fav TV shows: Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Louie, Vikings, Veep, Drunk History, House of Cards.

Movies: Zoolander, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Godfather, 5th Element. I like current movies too but they don't really define the genre for me as much as the sillier early stuff do. I'm a sucker for almost anything picked up by Sonny Pictures Classics.

Music - all over the place but I'm partial to cool instrumental sounds, soulful voices, funky beats or a cheeky choruses.

Food...everything. SF has decent everything so I feel content living here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Puns and dad-jokes. No shame and no apologies.
2. Memory foam mattress – thank you NASA.
3. Optimism with a healthy seasoning of snark-casm.
4. Ice cream – my favorite is Talenti's Sea Salt Caramel
5. Dogs – the cute ones and the puppy ones.
6. A blowdryer - it's like having a tiny leaf blower in your hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Diversity, communication, and conflict resolution.

how do i teach my friends to properly salt their cooking?

Does anyone really read profiles?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
strategically avoiding a saturday hangover.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i don't mind comic sans and my spirit animal is an internet troll.

I have a complicated relationship with my DSLR: I think we're in a relationship. It doesn't. Not really.

I recently mostly swore off soda and really obvious junk foods like...sugary carbs. But being a fair-weather stoner, when the munchies hit I'm still a champ at putting together ridiculous concoctions. Sort of embarrassing...but it's a fine skill.
You should message me if
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You enjoy fun conversations, visiting the museum and opting in for the audio tour. "Who doesn't?" You ask. You'd be surprised.

You appreciate creative direction and cinematography, but you're not a douche-lord.

Your bothered by the blatant misuse of the possessive in this sentence.