Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a feminist graduate student, a kitsch collector, a well-rounded
weirdo, and on the moderate to dominant side. I can wield a whip
with ease but performing dominance tends to bring out my nervous
side (a personality quirk, not a problem).
I'm happily partnered but we're looking for a lady friend.
My partner is an attractive aging hipster, a sea of knowledge, just
as weird as me, and on the shy and submissive spectrum.
We're looking to meet someone who wouldn't mind nude lounging,
coffee, and telling us about your strange sexual quirks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not sending you a message because we don't want to be that creepy
couple. Waiting for you to get in touch because you're curious
about meeting some sweet, sincere, and incredibly casual kinksters.
We do the BDSM thing but we're not overly serious and definitely
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mind altering substances, cheese platters, and finding all the best
second hand stuff.
School work and how to avoid school work.
Getting you off, tying you up, bringing out snacks while we're
taking a break because that's the kind of middle age swinger I'm
turning out to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Come over and browse our bookshelf.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In this desired scenario?
3. Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anarchists, situationists, art fags, aging aristocrats,
sophisticated seniors, OTK spankers, orgy organizers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hot bath and a movie in bed... or eating h'ordeurves on a yacht
with rich older swingers (if we're lucky).
We aren't drinkers, but can be druggers from time to time. We like
to party at home.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like BDSM and group sex and cis-men and ladies. You like your
men submissive and your women moderate. You're fine with being the
third. Maybe you're busy like us and just want some fun company
from time to time.
Who are you looking for?
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