Oh, what's to tell? I was at the orphanage till I was 18, then I got my job at a souvenir stand. Oh, and once I saw a blimp.

i'm a pretty laid back person most of the time. i've been told middle children are like that sometimes. mostly i just find that it's not worth the effort to get angry about little things especially since as a feminist i'm pretty much pissed off on a daily basis for a variety of reasons.

i like to pick up hobbies and skills that seem to be useful but in reality don't come up all that often like knitting or sign language. also i enjoy board games, and to a lesser extent, card games.

i would say i'm pretty liberal as far as most people are concerned, but i find discussing that kind of thing tends to be either really boring because both parties are in total agreement on issues or really irritating because one person has a lot of well thought out opinions while the other person is a dumbass who can't follow logic. guess which one i am in that scenario!

relationship wise i would say i'm not particularly monogamous but i'm also not particularly polyamorous. i suppose i'm open to anything. same goes for gender. whatever. what i can say for certain is that i'm attracted to people who juggle and/or make great sound effects.

also i'm cpr certified so i feel that should go onto the list of "pros" about me...assuming one was going to make a pro and con list about me.

working on my finger snaps. my ultimate goal is to be able to snap as well with my left hand as i can with my right.

looking for more webcomics because it's like, totally not enough that i read fartparty, a softerworld, whiteninja, saturday morning breakfast cereal, nataliedee, married to the sea, superpoop, and pictures for sad children. i need more.

seriously though i work at a women's health clinic doing all sorts of neat stuff like venipuncture and performing ultrasounds. i love it even though it sounds more glamorous than it actually is.

quoting the simpsons
telling bizarre yet true stories about myself
being laid back
knowing interesting yet essentially useless pieces of information
intentionally making awkward situations and then pointing out how awkward they are

one of the most kickass tattoos known to man
red hair
trail of dead behind me

i like books about feminism, gender studies, and the medical field. i also enjoy the occasional sci-fi or fantasy. vonnegut kind of rules.

movies/tv: bill and ted, hard candy, jackass, silence of the lambs, idiocracy, indiana jones, the simpsons, it's always sunny in philadelphia, dumb and dumber, adventures of buckaroo bonzai, arrested development, clone high, princess bride, beerfest, the big lebowski, scrubs, futurama, anything with claymation, death to smoochy, whitest kids u know, human giant, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, most documentaries, the usual suspects

music: the blow, mates of state, the dresden dolls, tegan and sara, the thermals, all girl summer fun band, the beatles, peaches, imogen heap, of montreal, sleater-kinney, northern state, regina spektor

food: all food, but especially anything that's spicy.

the simpsons
text messages
a burrito at least once a week
latex gloves (good for keeping hair dye off the hands, cutting up jalapenos, and handling fetal parts)
a morbid sense of humor
flip flops

which is funnier: cats falling off of things or cats attacking babies.

the next tattoo or piercing

poop. yeah, it's basically impossible to go an entire day at work without someone starting a poop conversation. usually it's proceeded by (and often followed by) a vagina conversation. i lead an interesting life.

in bed by ten because i work super early on saturdays.

saturday night though, whoa, watch out. sometimes i stay up until midnight watching whatever craptacular movie is available instantly on netflix. sometimes i'm persuaded to go out with coworkers which generally involves having wildly inappropriate conversations in a public place.

i've seen the movie bring it on. multiple times. on purpose. it's shameful, i know.

you weren't totally baffled by the first part of my summary.

you actually mean it when you say you're looking for new friends or activity partners.

you're female.

you like a good road trip.

you've gotten in over your head with a lie and you need someone to pose as a girlfriend to convince your family/coworkers/ex/whatever. i think i would be up to the challenge, and sometimes it's fun to lie to total strangers.