I'm the hairy-legged man-hating feminist that you've heard so much about. I'm here to eat all the babies. I live a pretty good life.

Other than that I suppose some key things to mention about myself are that I'm queer and in an open relationship with smcclellan or brownian-emotion depending on what city you're in. Some people refer to that as being a "slutty mcwhoreface" but I like to think of it as being "awesome to the max!"

brownian-emotion, cathartid,dion9, graciousmoxy, meeagan. Oh, sorry, did you say what I'm doing with my life or who? I get those confused.

Ohio for 23 years
Michigan for 4 months
Chicago for 3 years
Bay Area since December '11

I tell people that they have syphilis. I only do that when they actually have syphilis though...well except for that one time when they didn't. That was hardly my fault though.

Planned Parenthood: my one stop shop for all the awkward conversation starters I'll ever need in life.

Getting free haircuts. The trick is to accept any offer at any time. It also helps if you are unconcerned with the results.

I can preform a vaginal ultrasound faster and more comfortably than just about anyone I know. I've gotten requests. Seriously.

In conjunction with my main dude, throwing excellent parties.

According to the upstanding young gentleman I encountered on the street the other day, it's that I have "hella" ass. I can't tell you how exciting it was to be catcalled in the local slang.

I have been accused of being "perky" on numerous occasions by patients at my old clinic. Turns out I'm the friendliest baby-killingest gal you'll ever meet.

Untamed red hair

I like books about feminism, gender studies, and the medical field. I also enjoy the occasional sci-fi or fantasy. Vonnegut kind of rules.

Movies: Slither may be a perfect movie.

TV: The Simpsons, Community, Futurama, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Buffy, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Rec, Battlestar Galactica

Music: Honestly, I've never found musical tastes to be a good indicator of whether or not I'd like a person, but if you must know some of my favorites are the blow, tegan and sara, the thermals, mates of state, and of montreal

Food: Give me all the food! Except for pickles. You can have my pickle.

1. The Baby-Sitters Club (the books)
2. The Baby-Sitters Club (the movie)
3. The baby-sitter's club (the dance club the baby-sitter goes to)
4. The baby-sitter's club (the sandwich the baby-sitter likes to eat)
5. The baby-sitters club (what I like to hit baby-sitters with)
6. The baby-sitter's club (what the baby-sitter uses to hit babies)

Although if I'm being honest, I could actually get by without any of those.

Racism, sexism, classism, transphobia, homophobia, fatphobia... isms and phobias of many varieties.

Why do people assume I don't like to be touched just because I don't like to touch people without asking or being very sure that they want me to touch them? Related, why do people think it's weird to ask to touch someone?

Completely straight or completely gay people. I just...I don't understand. I believe you exist, but I can't wrap my head around not making out with everyone.

The Collatz injection. (Tim) Minchin's constant awesomeness. The Earnest paradox. The Fisher-Price Monster. Bells in theory. A vs. P. The Banana time paradox. Lycan numbers. The holographic principal. Aimee Mann's Brains. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You know, the same stuff brownian-emotion thinks about.

Whether or not anyone else found that joke funny.

Bangin your mom, but with utmost respect and enthusiastic consent.

I snore like a baby velociraptor.

I listed those people up there alphabetically so I wouldn't have to put them in any kind of ranking. It would make me cry to have to do that.

You want to hang out with me and my favorite dude brownian-emotion. We like single dates, double dates, and triple dates, but not quadruple dates because that's disgusting and immoral.

You want to hang out with me and my sexy friends listed above.

You want to give me all the drugs.