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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
Two-year college
Has kids and might want more
My self-summary
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Im ego driven and awesome. I wish they had questions you could answer as if you were on the dating game. "If i was an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?" With my penis... thats how i eat ice cream so i can be prepared for this a dork, i abuse commas becausei love run-on sentences.
What I’m doing with my life
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I sell electronics. Its what i was born to do. These questions are so boring and they give such little insight into who people are. Are you in love with me because i read a book you like or because i pretended to be cheerful about answering these profile questions? What if...people thought highly of themselves so all profiles had a possitive spin to them? Could you imagine how hard that would make it to judge someone by these questions? Am i off topic again?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome while sprinkling in annoying. Im a kick ass dad. My boy is amazing. We do everything together in my freetime. Its so amazing having adventures in the city or at a park with a little version of myself
The first things people usually notice about me
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How hilarious i am...also modest
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy reading autobiographies. Its a really specific history book. I think my autobiography would be pretty amazing with all the poor decisions i made as a teen. I love comedies, but have to admit a well done sci fi or drama tend to be my all time favorites. I like all music, but mostly classic rock and blues. I play major and major 7th scales so thats why i relate to those two genre's most of all. I love to cook and all types of food, but i passionatly hate onions and bananas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, my son, my son, my son, my son, my son. I can adapt to anything else this world throws my way
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
THE DUMBEST STUFF EVER. Its so bizarre that it makes hypothetical scenarios blush
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Workin, playin pool, and leavin the letter "G" behind
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Seems like a contradiction to have something "private" posted to the general public...but most intimate would be my fear of heights. I cower like a frightened child when asked to get above four feet off the ground
You should message me if
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You love to laugh and enjoy life. I will poke fun at others, but its not to be mean. We all have flaws and if we cant learn to see the good in a bad situation, then we are doomed to be miserable