I double dog dare you to read the entire summary! It is getting a bit lengthy, but hey... havin' fun with it.
Greetings! I'm a man of compliments and contrasts. I'm the (mostly) nice guy who likes a (sometimes) bad girl. I'm the boyish goofy guy who can be a serious professional. A geek with social skills. The teetotaling liberal with a libertarian social streak. I'm a rabid Duck fan who is equally crazy about So You Think You Can Dance. I'm the third generation Chinese American who can't speak the mother tongue (oh the shame!), and has fair-to-middling math skills. And I'm a guy who will continually tweak his self-summary.
Urban adventurer looking for a willing partner in various shenanigans. Or coffee. Your choice.
Or wait... how about this?
(Told you I liked to tweak... this addition courtesy 3.12.13, just for the hell of it.)
I'm the equivalent of the Southwest Airlines of date possibilities. Free of baggage! Or wait, is that more like free baggage? Hmmm. Well, the analogy was too much fun to pull off. No bad breakups, no kids, no wreck, no ruin... I'm as low maintenance as a pet parakeet. Those looking for the exotic high maintenance tiger might want to go elsewhere, but with just enough care and attention, I'll make an ideal companion. Like a parakeet! Right?
The previous paragraph may self destruct... as it proves that I can be pretty goofy when writing after midnight. But I'm in the mood to mix some metaphors, and have some fun with this profile.
August 11, 2013 Update:
A big thank you to all who either favorite me, or shoot me a message. I do read all the messages, and I appreciate them all. I always appreciate a generous gesture like that. :-)