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lihanli

99 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Brooklyn, New York

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I am ethereal, ephemeral, and phantasmagorical.

My Self-Summary

lihan what (12:42:47 PM): how many werms can u eat before u throw up??? i can do 35

Leo mCnasty (12:43:09 PM): 230

lihan what (12:43:18 PM): omfg

What I’m doing with my life

lihan what (2:33:38 PM): LookingForAFuckBuddy?

Leo mCnasty (2:33:44 PM): hahah maybe

Leo mCnasty (2:33:46 PM): who's asking

lihan what (2:33:56 PM): this turtle who lives in a swamp

I’m really good at

lionfountains (11:39:57 AM): god bought me a gold crown to wear when i rule over man

lihan what (11:40:33 AM): god bought me a dolce and gabana belt that has a big D&G logo for a belt buckle

lionfountains (11:40:56 AM): hahaha you deserve it

lionfountains (11:40:58 AM): you're worth it

The first things people usually notice about me

Lion Fountains (2:58:53 AM): every morning theres a halo on the color of lihans four post bed

Lion Fountains (2:59:05 AM): i know its not mine but i see if i can use it for the weekend or a one night stand

lihan what (3:01:22 AM): i dont have one night stands i have one night sits on chairs playing computer gamez then the chair breaks cuz im too fat

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) david boring, the napoleon of notting hill, our lady of the flowers, tropic of cancer, hell's angels, the redneck manifesto, notes from underground, a scanner darkly, a confederacy of dunces, journey to the end of the night, justine, the stranger, the trial, the cyberiad, black monk time, the eternal husband, lolita, the piano teacher, Invitation to a Beheading, on a dark night i left my silent house, spring snow, the man without qualities, the gates of janus, the technological society, dead souls, The True Story of Ah Q

(b) crumb, the piano teacher, a short film about love, i stand alone, strangers on a train, style wars, butley, a woman under the influence, dead alive, basket case, le cercle rouge, ikiru, In the Company of Men, rope, breathless, happy together, Nights of Cabiria, The Raspberry Reich, In a Year of 13 Moons, la dolce vita, faust, trash, The Draughtsman's Contract, Der Müde Tod, That Obscure Object of Desire, chinese roulette, irreversible, naked, stranger than paradise, female trouble, crazy love, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, city lights, The Decameron, lady snowblood, Marmoulak

(c) the smiths, jonathan richman, can, nas, smog, cormega, the fall, flower travellin' band, arghoslent, sam cooke, patty waters, alice coltrane, the magnetic fields, sun city girls, jens lekman, o.v. wright, hefner, current 93, diane cluck, mojave 3, sage francis, the knife, junior boys, television, cats on fire, camera obscura

(d) cauliflower, mushroom, nishiki medium grain brown rice, cucumber, summerwhite peach, sriracha hot sauce, cumin powder, red kidney beans, asparagus, sichuan food, some other stuff too

The six things I could never do without

lihan what (12:32:17 AM): the clumb is bumpin

lihan what (12:32:22 AM): the bass is tumpin

lihan what (12:32:31 AM): u ready to dirtay

lihan what (12:32:35 AM): git dirtaey

Leo mCnasty (12:33:50 AM): i am dirtay

lihan what (12:33:58 AM): yee haw

lihan what (1:27:33 AM): leo im scurred theres ghosts afoot

Leo mCnasty (1:40:01 AM): who let them buggers loose

lihan what (1:40:11 AM): a bad man

lihan what (1:40:13 AM): a very bad man

I spend a lot of time thinking about

+ev, --aps rips, 4th plateau deep spiritual, :o), a decade of my life, a glass or two of brandy, a man with a gun on a horse, a stack of bad magazines, a web of lies, a.s.h., abdul and cleopatra, adjusting my package, all those things you're supposed to do, an all-female backing band, animated gifs, answer me! #4, antiquated idioms, anxiety loops, armored bulldozer rampage, artistic license, ass morning, autoenucleation, bad inventions, being a sensitive artist, being held, being poetic, big silly dogs, bin laden weed, bitterness and hate, boo boos, brevity, british accents, calling people darling, candy covered in hair, cat sneezes, caviar in a tube, charles crumb's art, clarisse and her demons, conditional love, copy & paste, cutlery, deadpan humor, dear leader, defense mechanisms, discipline and punish, dogs wearing costumes, dry wit, ego death, ellipses, emoticons, erotic fan fiction, feeling on your booty, femininity, floating chrysanthemums, "flying" into a rage, fordcomic, forum girls, freedom club, friendly bees, frost in twilight, fuck egg, girls that smell nice, glass crystals, gloryhood, good clean fun, goon meat, groovy riffs, heh, hitting the road, hogwarsh, hopeless melancholy, hot sauce, i'm only half joking, impossible standards, innumerable kisses, inspirational stillness, internalizing disorders, internets, interracial incest, ironic interests, italian gesticulations, joe spinell's voice, juicy internet drama, jung's archetypes, laser vision ability, learned helplessness, lechery, libertinage, life in jail, lobve stinks, lofty pleasures, lonely hearts, long shadows, lousy excuses, low art, lucky ducky, magic dust, maimiidance.gif, maslow's hierarchy, melodrama, meta-irony, miltonic isolation, misery and woe, mixtapes, my one-track mind, my redemption, naiveté, Nazif Topçuoğlu, niggas on skis, no funeral, nocturnal wind, nsa dome, oh word?, old bricks, oomaharumooma, outlaw poets, partridge family temple, parrot videos, partying alone, perfect miracles, pinyin, plucking a little daisy, poetic absurdity, porngrind, posting in fyad, predator's manifesto, pressing my luck, r&b slow jams, rechargeable batteries, regression and fixation, resting on my laurels, revealing ugly truths, romantic fantasies, saying platitudes ironically, seafoam, second guessing myself, shaking in anger, ship it holla, shredded roses, sighing excessively, sleepytime, socks, songs for me, songs that use the xylophone, space aliens smoking pot, spelling things wrong, spouting catchphrases, standing beneath the rainy sky, staying up late, surreal aloofness, swing sets, synesthesia, tabbed browsing, table manners, tech noodling, teenage ants, terrorist chic, the crime library, the saturday boy, the so-called counterculture, there be ghosts afoot, thinly veiled contempt, thug love, tibetan bowls, true crime novels, two 40s, ugly animals, unironic t-shirts, unorthodox prose, victor cayro, warshin my dog, wearing hats in bed, when stephin merritt says "of course of course" in the song busby berkeley dreams, why i cry, world's smallest horse, writing rhymes in the shower, yearning, youtube comments, zomg, 

On a typical Friday night I am

Leo mCnasty (12:50:17 AM): LETS TRADE POKAMAN CARDs

lihan what (12:50:45 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA U WANA TARDE POKEMAN CARDS IVE GOT EVARY SINGLE CARD AND U DONT HAVE NE OF TEH C0OL RARE ONES THAT I WANT HAHAHAH

Leo mCnasty (12:51:24 AM): hahaha shut up i got a

Leo mCnasty (12:51:27 AM): whats that rock snake

Leo mCnasty (12:51:31 AM): i got a hologram of him

lihan what (12:51:47 AM): thats pikachu!!!

Leo mCnasty (12:51:55 AM): WRONG

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

lihan what (9:20:26 AM): i wanna warsh my d0g but its never clean i keep washin it all teh time

Leo mCnasty (9:20:37 AM): stop warsh in it

Leo mCnasty (9:20:41 AM): youre takin out the natural oils

You should message me if

lihan what (1:28:41 PM): if u were a d0g would u woof a lot or remain silent as the wind