I take this whole process incredibly seriously. So if you're just clicking around, looking for lighthearted amusement, then you came to the wrong fucking profile, lady. Because I am here to online date the living shit out of you. There will be no frivolity-- only deadly serious romance. I will take your loneliness and violently crush it out of you. Prepare yourself.
Imagine you're laying in bed right now. Imagine your eyes are closed. Imagine an amazing magical man that has the power to transcend the confines of your lucid mind and step out into a tangible reality. Now open your eyes. What do you see? That's right, it's me, girl. Now imagine you take hold of my hand and fire shoots out of our feet as we burst through your roof and rocket off into the night... and like... all these little animals on hoverboards come flying beside us... and maybe the sky starts flashing all sorts off really cool colors... and this thick daft-punk-style guitar solo kicks in... and we're just a-flyin and a-groovin to the ends of the earth!!! Cause that's what dating me is like. It's like some kind of amazing roller coaster-- with pizzas instead of wheels. And George Clooney and Samuel L. Jackson are on that coaster sitting right behind us... they're laughing and giving us high fives and asking us to be their BFFs. I seriously would like to know what other men are offering you that tops a metaphorical mid-coaster high-five from Samuel L. Jackson. Regardless, my love just keeps on roller-coasting and nothing can stop it. Okay, fine, Batman could stop my love, but that's the ONLY thing...
Listen, the point is, unless you're in close personal contact with Batman, you better get ready for some goddamn romance!!!!!
In all seriousness, I am primarily interested in the following types of relationships: Movie-Mates; Correspondence-Colleagues; Artshow-Allies; Thriftstore-Teamsters; Baking-Buddies; Concert-Confidants; Painting-Pals; Tabemasu-Tomodachi; Roller Coaster-Radical Comrades; Any other alliterated combination of Activity-Accomplice type persons of a friendly nature.
A few things I like:
-- I like taking polaroids and giving them cryptic titles/captions.
-- I like anthropomorphic representations of concepts.
-- I like rainy days. Thunderstorm + cozy bed + tin roof = heaven.
-- I like anything related to 1980's Epcot.
-- I like playing board games at a cafe.
-- I like cute and cuddly. I like dark and twisted.
-- I like robots and cowboys and astronauts and monsters and such.
-- I like writing music, recording music, listening to music, and hitting people with musical instruments.
-- I like boys that look like girls. I also like girls (cis or trans) that look like girls, but where's the fun in that? Get with the stick-on mustaches, ladies!
-- I like aminals.
-- I like cheesy horror movies and musical theater.
-- I like categorization: I'm apparently INTJ, if that matters to you.
-- I like nerdy things like classic era video games, sci-fi, computers, coding, tabletop RPGs, retro-technology, and the like.
-- I like snuggling up with someone and watching the giant-evil-mantis-people devour our city.
-- I like going on walks. I like walking on goes. I walk liking go ons.
--I like wordplay and its prerequisites: vocabulary, grammar, etymology, etc.
tl;dr profile summary: I am romantic as fuck.