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30 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:24pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've seen this section answered with 1 word and also with 1,000 words. I will answer it in 4

Turn down for what?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, sleep, party, rinse, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, crossword puzzles, guestimation, editing resumes, finding shapes in clouds, planning for the weekend, twirling spaghetti onto my fork, other peoples relationships, finding the best possible deal, Omaha 8s or better (extra points if you know what that is), active listening, making awkward situations more awkward and fact checking on google.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently I have long eyelashes. I've been accused of using mascara numerous times. I promise, I DO NOT use mascara.

Also, I ask bizarre questions in numerous quantity. People notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows (let me preface with - I am a TV junkie and I'm not afraid to admit it): Arrested Development, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Party Down, The Shield, Treme, Summer Heights High, The Office (Bristish version), The Killing, The Walking Dead, House, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Home Movies, M*A*S*H, Workaholics, Jeopardy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Bored to Death, The League, Quantum Leap, Hannibal, Peep Show, Orange is the New Black, Community, True Detectives.

Music: Everyone says everything. I say rap, hiphop, electronica, synth pop, anything you can dance to, nostalgic 80s and 90s throwbacks, Kaskade and Yann Tiersen. I'm also a music junkie and starting to list every artist would be damn near impossible. Especially in this day and age of the remix.

Movies: Independent, foreign, dark, twisted, awkward and thought-provoking. Not necessarily all swirled into one - although, if they are - kudos to the production team. In no particular order: Aronofosky, Tykwer, Jeunet, Gilliam, Solondz, Coen brothers, Gondry, Wes Anderson, PTA, Spike Jones to start.

Food- yes please. I am just famished. How did you know? #stomachgrowl
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sports (namely hockey)
Music that makes my face melt
Bourbon on the rocks
Spicy guacamole on my street taco
And the prospect of you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deja Vu and how it may or may not relate to REM dream state
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying face down in a puddle of cheese
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't consider anything off limits. Try me.

In the meantime here are a couple gems to hold you over:

1. My sister stabbed me - WITH A KNIFE- when she was 9 and I was 10. It was over Saturday morning cartoons.

2. I don't believe in making my bed because I'll be sleeping in it within 16-18 hours later.

3. I am addicted to Reddit.
You should message me if
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You enjoy palindromes as much as I do.


You're looking for a friend - first and foremost.

Personally, I believe that any lasting relationship should be built on the merit on friendship. Sure physical chemistry is necessary, but in order for a something to come of this virtual site - wouldn't we give it our best shot by building a foundation as friends and discover our growth potential through the often long-winded and treacherous journey?

Or shit, maybe it's just me.