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27 / F / Straight / Single
New York, New York
- Last Online
- Today – 6:07pm
- Asian, White
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Trying to quit
- Christianity and laughing about it
- Virgo and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Clerical / Administrative
- English, French (Poorly), German (Poorly)
Lalynk New York, New York more adventurous
gradientglasses New York, New York less kinky
hillefeb Brooklyn, New York less organized
shughletta New York, New York less political
AllisonLois New York, New York more adventurous
DEH71 New York, New York more independent
julespdotcom Brooklyn, New York more independent
Kem5136 New York, New York more adventurous
Travel seems to be a big fucking deal on here, so I'll just lay it all out. I did Semester at Sea between my junior and senior year of college. I've been to a whole mess of European countries (Norway, Russia, Denmark, blah blah blah) thanks to that program. Plus, I got a killer tan.
Currently I am reading: The Secret History by Donna Tartt, and No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy.
I'm kind of in love with John Steinbeck and Ian Fleming. They're my go-to guys. I've only recently rediscovered fiction after being subjugated to non-fiction for the past six years.
//music: Childish Gambino. Kanye motherfucking West. Marina & the Diamonds. LIGHTS. Vampire Weekend. Tegan and Sara. Patrick Wolf. Mika. Nicki Minaj. Hurts. 2NE1. Scissor Sisters. Robyn. Freelance Whales. Kylie Minogue. Darren Criss. Matt & Kim. Iggy Azalea. Adele. Robin Sparkles. Lorde. Haim.
Message me as soon as possible if you want to sing along to the Book of Mormon soundtrack. But I get to be Elder Price because Andrew Rannells and I have the same vocal range.
//foods: Pork buns. Beet pickled eggs. Vanilla pudding. Bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon. Samosas. Sandwiches. ("I believe that all anyone wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.") Split pea soup. Milksteak. Cheesy Blasters.
//television: 30 Rock. Parks and Recreation. Mad Men. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. House. Adventure Time. Game of Thrones. Good Eats. House Hunters International. Skins. Doctor Who. GREEK. Top Gear. Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations. Queer as Folk. Regular Show. Torchwood. Bomb Girls. Soap operas. Misfits. Downton Abbey. Luther. Sherlock. Are You Being Served? Keeping Up Appearances. The Great Escape. The Supersizers. How I Met Your Mother. Carl Sagan's Cosmos. Glee. Please Like Me. This Old House. Antiques Roadshow. Jeopardy!. Veep. NBC Nightly News. Futurama. Orange is the New Black. Masters of Sex.
I also admit that I watch a lot of trashy TV. I'm not proud of that fact, but I'm not ashamed to say that I'll watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians/Here Comes Honey Boo Boo/Ghost Adventures (a show that I have nicknamed Ghost Bros: Bros in the Dark)/Intervention/Hoarders: Buried Alive. I have also been known to watch daytime soap operas. (Formerly As the World Turns, currently Days of Our Lives and General Hospital.) It's cool if you judge me based on this confession, I judge me. (Look at your life, look at your choices.)
I will, without fail, watch a documentary about the Titanic. Even if I've already seen it a half dozen times.
I'm an advanced TV watcher, so TV is a pretty big deal to me. We probably won't get along if you don't watch any TV.
//movies: The History Boys. Heavenly Creatures. Shelter. Bill Cunningham New York. Battle Royale. Giant. The Rape of Europa. Helvetica. Art of the Steal. Exit Through the Giftshop. Welcome to Macintosh. The Great Escape. The King's Speech. Social Network. Howl. Easy A. Jurassic Park. First Position.
Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and is fucking pumped for Jurassic Park in 3D? This moi.
I have to admit that I tend to gravitate towards documentaries when it comes to movies. And that I am terrible at seeing movies in the theater. I have a whole list of excuses as to why I don't go to the movies: it's expensive, I don't want to put on pants, what if I want to lie down, what if I want a meatloaf sandwich, etc.
// My iPhone. (Oh god, how did I ever live without you?)
// My college ring. (I feel naked without it.)
// An unlimited Metrocard.
// Pie. (Especially in peach or apple varieties.)
// My Moleskine planner.
// Where I can find a cheap, delicious burrito at two in the morning.
// When I'm going to get around to writing that paper about the religious symbology in Kanye West's music video for POWER.
// How to cite rap lyrics in an academic paper. See above.
// Okay, you know that little box on the right hand side of someone's profile that says, 'similar users,' and then it lists a bunch of people with characteristics like, 'more desiring of sex,' or 'less adventurous?' I spend a lot of time thinking about what it says under my username. I once saw that someone was 'thriftier' than the person who's profile I was currently on and I laughed and went CLICK.
// Why people use group photos as their profile pictures. Okay, I get that you have friends, but when you're with a group in your profile picture I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
// Why so many people have professional looking head shots as their profile picture.
I'm also super into cooking right now. I make a mean bread pudding but my scalloped potatoes still need some work.
- Ages 23–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You're the guy from PBS's Idea Channel. No, seriously. That guy can get it. If you're him, message me ASAP so we can nerd out.
You want to merc some brunch.
You have a beard and/or glasses. I'm kind of a sucker for that. Smart and short dudes, non-pretentious intellectuals, Doctor Who fans, and snappy dressers need apply.