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29 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:49pm
Asian, White
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Post grad
Might want kids
English, French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm kind of addicted to Tetris. I recognize that it's a problem. I make daily references to 30 Rock/Mean Girls/Clueless/Futurama and recycle jokes that I heard during stand-up specials. I dress like a librarian. I've always dreamed of being an art thief but have since realized that I have a paralyzing fear of authority. I sing along with the music that I'm listening to and generally think that I'm pretty good. "My lifestyle is simple: live easy and Bruce Willis." This Halloween I'm going to be a Pawnee Goddess. I'm a devoted practitioner of Liz-bean-ism. I've been told that I'm delightful. It's a goal of mine to die with all my body parts intact. I want to be as Dennis Duffy once described Liz Lemon, "a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen." My real name is Dick Whitman. I make a killer cream puff. I cheat at crossword puzzles. ENTJ through and through. A mix of Abbi Abrams, Leslie Knope, Amy Brookheimer, Liz Lemon, and Jack Donaghy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Born and bred in south-central Pennsylvania, educated in southern Virginia at a woman's college. Got a silly degree in theology at a Columbia affiliate. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life, but I currently work at a historic non-profit that serves formerly incarcerated women.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. Judging. Making excuses. Sleeping. Winning. Making burritos. Being charming. Filling out forms. Maneuvering around tourists. Being polite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How young I look. I swear, I get carded all the goddamn time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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//books: Mostly non-fiction but I'm trying to get back in the fiction game.

//music: I have terrible taste in music. I acknowledge that.

//foods: Pork buns. Beet pickled eggs. Vanilla pudding. Bagels with cream cheese and smoked salmon. Cheese. Samosas. Sandwiches. ("I believe that all anyone wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.") Split pea soup. Milksteak. Cheesy Blasters. (Picky eaters need not apply.)

//television: 30 Rock. Parks and Recreation. Mad Men. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. House. Ken Burns everything. Adventure Time. Game of Thrones. Good Eats. House Hunters International. Skins. Doctor Who. GREEK. Soap operas. Downton Abbey. Sherlock. Are You Being Served? Keeping Up Appearances. The Supersizers. How I Met Your Mother. Carl Sagan's Cosmos. Glee. Please Like Me. This Old House. Antiques Roadshow. Jeopardy!. Veep. NBC Nightly News. Futurama. Orange is the New Black. NOVA. Broad City. The Mind of a Chef. Black Fraiser. Bitchhunter.

I also admit that I watch a lot of trashy TV. I'm not proud of it.

I'm an advanced TV watcher, so TV is a pretty big deal to me. We probably won't get along if you don't watch any TV.

//movies: Jurassic Park. A Blaffair to Rememblack. Who Dat Ninja?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
// My Macintosh.
// J. Crew
// My college ring. (I feel naked without it.)
// The Atlantic/NPR/National Geographic/New York Mag
// Pie. (Especially in peach or apple varieties.)
// Hotdogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
// When I'm going to get around to writing that paper about the religious symbology in Kanye West's music video for POWER.

// How to cite rap lyrics in an academic paper. See above.

// Why people use group photos as their profile pictures. Okay, I get that you have friends, but when you're with a group in your profile picture I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. And then I hope that you're the hot one.

// Why so many people have professional looking head shots as their profile picture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending some quality time with Netflix. Cooking. Going to bed early. I'm a party animal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had several inappropriate dreams about Jack McBrayer.
You should message me if
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You use proper grammar and sentence structure, refrain from using internet lingo, and spell out the word 'you' in its entirety. Or if you're not a creeper.

You're default is to be nice: opening doors, saying please and thank you, over tipping.

You have a beard and/or glasses. I'm kind of a sucker for that. Smart and short dudes, unpretentious intellectuals, 30 Rock/Parks and Rec fans, Westsiders/Upper Manhattanites, and snappy dressers need apply.

Anything in the "Hey," vein will be ignored. Put in a little effort.