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25 F Louisville, KY

My Details

Last Online
Feb 5
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I know these are supposed to read like personal ads. I get that they are, in a sense, but the ability to "sell oneself in an appealing yet humble manner" escapes me entirely. So I'll stick to facts.

I'm a klutz. I'd say I'm the endearing, goofy kind. But I've been told otherwise. Seriously, I'm unbelievably uncoordinated and have very little control over my limbs.

Rock climbing (as a hobby). Any activity really. I'll try anything at least once.
Geeking out over shows and movies
Road trips. My car is my preferred method of transportation, and I take it everywhere.
Naps. I can sleep almost anywhere.
Reading. I can go months without books, or I can eat several in a week.
Shooting guns. Not a nut, but I still enjoy it.

Getting stuck behind slow people that take up the entire width of a walkway
Small talk. It's one of my many weaknesses.
Coconut shavings in German Chocolate Cake.
Close-minded people. You'll never change, and I hate the lot of you (if you don't get the irony of that statement, it wasn't meant to be)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still figuring that part out. But for the time being, working mostly.
I’m really good at
Girl logic
Pop culture trivia /shameface
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my eyes.
Sometimes my hair (It changes color a lot)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Dune, Ender's Game, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Jurassic Park, Odd Thomas, Pride and Prejudice, Sabriel, Zombie Survival Guide. John Green is pretty spectacular too.

Movies - Comedy is probably my favorite genre. Dark, Romantic, Slapstick, whatever. So bad it's funny is probably the best.

Shows - 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Angel, Archer, Arrested Development, Avatar, Boondocks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, Dexter, Doll House, Firefly, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Parks and Recreations, Psych, South Park, Venture Brothers, Veronica Mars...and most tv shows from when I was a kid ie Daria, Doug, Secret World of Alex Mac etc.

Music - Like anything else in my life, I go through phases. Currently exploring some indie/folk. I like most music.

Food - Spicy food. I always add pepper flakes to my pizza. I could live off of Mexican, Korean, or Thai
The six things I could never do without
1. My glasses. Don't get me wrong, I'm not legally blind. I've even experimented driving short distances to see if I could manage. Turns out I can! :D, but I prefer not to.
2. Conversation. Corny, sure, but I'm a talker.
3. Sunscreen. I'll burn on my commute home from work.

That's it. Not imaginative to come up with anything else besides the boring food/water/internet options yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How terrible I am at conveying sarcasm via text.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies from one extreme to another. Either I stay home playing games, watching tv, or messing around on my computer. Or I'm at a bar/pub going nuts with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I genuinely like many reality tv shows. Por ejemplo, I hate myself for having seen every episode of Jersey Shore, but it's a guilty pleasure. I get to shut off my brain for an hour and let the crazy ensue. Plus I love other people's drama. It's a sustenance that I crave.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're patient and have a good sense of humor.