My cat is a polydactyl and he'll use his super paws to rip your face off. I'm really into the well being of animals. I have two cats and a dog. I enjoy bars that have cheap beer and corners I can sit in where I'm not surrounded by 100 douche bags. I shower as least amount as possible because I hate being wet. My car is always messy, and that kind of sucks. I hate cherry flavored soda. I have really bad vision, so I have to wear hard contact lenses, and it sucks ass. My glasses are purple. I currently work at a low cost spay and neuter clinic in Penn Hills. I grew up in a small town in Ohio. I am very close with my family, especially my mom. I am afraid of primates because they have creepy hands and many zoonotic diseases. I consume no animal products. I love playing board games, especially ones of the trivia nature. I think that Lost is the best TV show in the history of time. I love juice, especially cranberry juice. I love writing in pencil. My most prized possession is my iPod.

Clapping with one hand. Procrastinating. Not paying my bills. Doing this weird belly dance thing that no one else can do.

How many times I can say "fuck" in one sentence.

Smashing pumpkins, White Stripes, The Dandy Warhols, Violent Femmes, Alice In Chains, Silverchair, Alice Cooper, At The Drive In, The Avett Brothers, Babes In Toyland, Blink 182, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bright Eyes, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Candlebox, Collective Soul, Soul Coughing, The Cure, Janes Addiction, Filter, Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Garbage, Gothic Archies, Harvey Danger, Joan Osborne, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, L7, Loudermilk, Mad Season, The Mars Volta, MGMT, MSI, Modest Mouse, The Monkees, Mudhoney, Murder City Devils, Neil Young, Nirvana, Pixies, Placebo, Poe, Porno For Pyros, POTUSA, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Racontuers, The Unicorns, The Vaselines, Vendetta Red and probably like a billion more, but that's what I could think of off the top of my head.

Supertroopers. Best. Movie. Ever.

I read too many books to mention.

Anything vegetarian.

My Cats.
My Dog.
Beer.
The Internet.
A Job.
My Car.

What really fat people eat to make themselves really fat.

At Dee's.

I'm socially retarded.

You think shit, piss and fart jokes are funny.