Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't look at my profile and then not play. And don't message me
without your answers.
Long Hair: +20 points
Jew Fro: +25 points
Intelligent: +10 points
Witty: +5 points
Tan: +5 points
Short: +15 points
Boxer Briefs: +20 points
Uncircumcised: +10 points
Can Cook: +10 points
Blonde: +5 points
Skinny: +15 points
Glasses: +5 points
In A Band: -10 points
Tattoos: -5 points
Arrogant: -25 points
Boxers: -20 points
Hanes/FOTL: -10 points
Abs: -15 points
Dominant: -20 points
Overweight: -5 points
Circumcised: -10 points
Football Fan: -10 points
No Sense Of Humor: -20 points
Smoker: -1000 points
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, schooling, playing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Checkers, arm wrestling, and Simon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blackbird, Hotel Rwanda, Wicked, the radio, TexMex :].
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car, my card, my sister, Alyssa, my phone, and oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching my friends eat all my hard earned money turned junk food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kissed a girl. His name was Brandon.
You should message me if
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You're not old, obese, or desperate for attention.
You should NOT message me if
You think I'm mad, get offended easily, or have no sense of
Also if you didn't fill out the "The most private thing I’m willing
to admit" section of your profile with something other than "all
There. I finished it. You shits better be happy.
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