lily04106
26 Troy, NY
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My self-summary
IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO SEND ME A PICTURE THAT THOROUGHLY PROVES YOU ARE REALLY YOU, PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER. I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH CATFISH. I WILL NOT LIVE IT.

I have two 5yr old boys. No, you can't meet them.

NOT 420 friendly. Huge turn off, including all other drugs as well.. Yes, that includes the pain killers you pop "occasionally", only when you "really need them."

I guess I kind of come off as a dick.. I don't think I am, but I suppose my standards are high?
What I’m doing with my life
Just got an awesome promotion. It's still strange to have a job I enjoy. Although, same as everywhere else, the majority of coworkers are infantile and throttle-worthy. Also trying to keep up with kindergarten homework. Savoring the time I have with my boys while they're young and adorable.
I’m really good at
Parenting.👪
Reading. 📑
Working. 💼
Loving.💙💖
The first things people usually notice about me
My amazing ability to be awkward.😱
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors-jodi picoult, jk rowling, stephanie meyer. (surprised? I'm female.)
movies.. The green mile, Bridget Jones, love actually.
shows-bones, new girl, mindy, the following, grey's, the walking dead, doctor who, Sherlock.
music-pop, rock, Eminem. cursing/illicit language turns me off.👎
food-everything/anything(-spicy...I just hate spicy)
The six things I could never do without
My sons🎆
Human contact💏
Love💙💖
Reading📑
Advice from my mother.👵
Hot water (I really love showers)🚿
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My sons. Losing weight/exercise. Where my life is going.🔀 why sometimes when guys shave, they leave just the little patch under the lip. It freaks me out.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as a typical Friday night😏
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would exterminate every bug everywhere if it wouldn't effect the ecosystem. And if I had the ability.

Also, I hate pepperoni.
You should message me if
You can multitask
You can read
You can spell
You might actually give a crap about being a responsible adult.... Some basics.
You don't have to be responsible all of the time, just when it's important. Adulting is hard.
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