**I work at Outback, which means I get 50% off of everything. I know the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so this is the most important sentence you need to pay attention to.

I had one of these over a year ago... But I deleted it. Now I'm back. Though, I really miss my old name "limblesspuppy" and they won't let me have that name back even though it "doesn't exist in their [stupid fucking] database." :(

If I'm interested in you, I will probably "favorite" you, stalk you for a few days, and contemplate how I want to message you. If I do message you, it will probably be really creepy and I'm just joking around. If you can't get my sense of humor, we can't be friends anyway.

Anyway, serious shit: I have a really big heart and it often gets me in trouble when it comes to relationships/friendships. I go above and beyond for those I care about. I can also be slightly emotional, and a little difficult to handle, but I've been told that's what makes me so awesome.

I'm kind of nerdy when it comes down to it. I love comic books (Batman, holla), video games, low-budget films, and having surprisingly intellectual conversations. (Or at least my attempt on the intellectual part...)

I'm also pretty shallow, so if I don't find you visually stimulating, I probably won't respond to you unless I think you'd make a really good friend or something special like that.

Oh, did I mention I have a beard fetish? If you don't have a beard, you're not a man, and I'm forced to be convinced you have yet to hit puberty...
Note: Telling me that you "can" grow a beard is not impressive. Oh, you shaved? Dogs have to be put under to have their balls chopped off. What's your excuse?

I have both my Associate of Science and my Associate of Arts, and I realized that they don't mean a damn thing to the job world today (I guess two is better than none!) I plan to take the next year off to figure out if I want to go back and get my Bachelors in Biology or travel around. It's kind of even right about now... But, to be unrealistic, I've always wanted to be an actress. I want to be on the big screen. I can't help it, I have huge ambitions...

Being fucking awesome. :) and I've been told photography, but meh...

This cheese burger purse key chain I have. It's pretty awesome, not gonna lie.

Here's a sweet picture of it with a cool, (not-so) little kitty named War Machine (not my kitty):
http://i46.tinypic.com/1zv36.jpg

Books: So this is love, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut (Welcome to the Monkey House being a favorite), Anything by Nicolas Sparks, and various others I don't feel like naming.

Movies: The Fountain, hands down. The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin (in that order), Happy Feet... Just to name a few.

Shows: I love the fact that every day of the week I have something to come home and watch on DVR. Let's see:

Monday - Being Human
Tuesday - Glee and New Girl
Wednesday - South Park (When the season is back on)
Thursday - Vampire Diaries and The Secret Circle
Fridays - Merlin
Saturdays - Nothing (surprisingly.. nothing comes on on Saturdays...)
Sundays - Once Upon a Time and Dexter (When the season is back on)

Music: Oh lord.. Where do I start? Dallas Green, Explosions in the Sky, Gotye, Portugal. The Man, The Swell Season, Florence+The Machine, Panic!At the Disco (Guilty pleasure...), Interpol, Andrew Bird, Sufjan Stevens, Coldplay, Adele, a lot of musicals (ie. The book of mormon, rent, I guess Glee counts?), Foster the People, Passion Pit, Phoenix, Garfunkel and Oates, A Day to Remember, Born of Osiris... I'm sure you have better taste in music than I do. Please, enlighten me.

Food: Cheese. End of story. Haha. But no, anything Italian. And I love steaks (medium rare). And salads. I just love food, period. Cook for me and you might be able to win my heart. :)

Also, put "let's get sexual" so I know you actually read this...
[Guys, c'mon. It's a joke. Get over it. Quit being pussies about it! It doesn't make me think you want to get in my pants. I already know you do; I'm fucking sexy!]

1. My family
B. My car
$. My iPhone (Yeah, I'm one of THOSE people...)
4. Beards
XI. Cheese (It's my favorite food, remember that.)
W. My iMac
iii. The necessities (IE Water, oxygen, my vital organs...)

The future, I guess, as cliche as that sounds. The only difference is I think way too far into it. I like to be prepared for many different outcomes that life throws our way, like the Zombie Apocalypse!

Party hardy.

I used to be completely addicted to WoW. To an unhealthy level.

When Hurricane Ike hit, my family traveled up to Fort Worth to stay in a suite and I packed my desktop in a completely separate suitcase just to bring it. My excuse: I didn't want any damage done to my computer in case the storm hit really bad...

You have a beard.
You don't mind that I cuss... A lot. Well, sort of a lot. I'm trying to cut it down...

You have something other than "hey, what's up??" to say to me.
And because you just should... but it doesn't mean I'll respond so don't get all butt hurt if I don't. It's amazing how many of you are super nice to me in your first message and an hour later you freak out and start putting me down. It's just the internet homeboy, no need to get so serious.