I had one of these over a year ago... But I deleted it. Now I'm back. Though, I really miss my old name "limblesspuppy" and they won't let me have that name back even though it "doesn't exist in their [stupid fucking] database." :(
If I'm interested in you, I will probably "favorite" you, stalk you for a few days, and contemplate how I want to message you. If I do message you, it will probably be really creepy and I'm just joking around. If you can't get my sense of humor, we can't be friends anyway.
Anyway, serious shit: I have a really big heart and it often gets me in trouble when it comes to relationships/friendships. I go above and beyond for those I care about. I can also be slightly emotional, and a little difficult to handle, but I've been told that's what makes me so awesome.
I'm kind of nerdy when it comes down to it. I love comic books (Batman, holla), video games, low-budget films, and having surprisingly intellectual conversations. (Or at least my attempt on the intellectual part...)
I'm also pretty shallow, so if I don't find you visually stimulating, I probably won't respond to you unless I think you'd make a really good friend or something special like that.
Oh, did I mention I have a beard fetish? If you don't have a beard, you're not a man, and I'm forced to be convinced you have yet to hit puberty...
Note: Telling me that you "can" grow a beard is not impressive. Oh, you shaved? Dogs have to be put under to have their balls chopped off. What's your excuse?