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limegreenbowler

33 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:28pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Late 20s DC professional, whatever that means. Generally a pretty odd duck, but mostly in a good way. Midwest nice (Ohioan by birth) but with a healthy dose of end-of-empire cynicism.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still figuring that out. At least I have a nice office.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
geography. And polishing off a bottle of gin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bowties (not everyday!) and a slightly affected accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Really too many to mention, but something of an Anglophile: Evelyn Waugh, Anthony Trollope, period pieces, Gattaca, Whit Stillman's trio. I like indie rock, bad pop music, and classical music from the Romantic and Modern eras. I will eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bicycle (Metro is awful); my cat (he's sociable, if overweight, I promise!); alcohol (makes life so much less dull); friends; (most of) my family; and words (I read a lot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to overthink things--I'm a fatalist at heart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
disappointing my mother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a slightly campy (but still moderately devout) High Church Episcopalian.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This is all very tongue in cheek. Just say hi.