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lincolnalbemarl

30 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
i love adventure(s), spontaneity, and all things out of the ordinary
the only things i take seriously in this life are the silly ones
that's it. that's me summarized entirely.
What I’m doing with my life
food prep for catering company in mount airy, make music
i have also been working on a formula to generate prime numbers in my spare time for the last 4 years. (the last year has been a brick wall for this)
I’m really good at
making people laugh, cheering people up, giving back massages, cooking amazing and delicious food, idly trespassing/spy surveillance, making noise music and pop ditties, and noisy pop and poppy noise.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm funny and fidgety, i think too much. i've been told i have nice eyes and nice lips and good teeth. and a nice ass, which can shake when in an excited state. i'm bald (love it or leave it, i ain't gonna weave it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorite books: mount analogue, solaris, a personal matter, i have no mouth and i must scream, locus solus, invisible man (ellison), renegade: the lives and tales of mark e. smith, calvin & hobbes, achewood

favorite movies: seconds, funeral parade of roses, true stories, eyes without a face, heart of glass, female convict scorpion jailhouse 41, carnival of souls, wayne's world, thx-1138, pee wee's big adventure, brewster mccloud, the straight story, the boxer's omen

favorite tv: upright citizens brigade, freaks and geeks, the adventures of pete and pete, adventure time, kingdom (riget), twin peaks, kids in the hall, king of the hill, roseanne, do not adjust your set, breaking bad, space ghost coast to coast

favorite music: the kinks, soft healer, my bloody valentine, the fall, stereolab, velvet underground, david bowie, john holt, colleen, the third eye foundation, heart, this heat, faust, four tops, and a million and one other things. or just look at my last.fm profile
http://www.last.fm/user/lincolnalbemarl

favorite foods: fancy people cheese, fancy people mushrooms avocado, breakfast tacos, bisques and chowders, kitfo, ceviche, prosciutto, pastrami, cauliflower, chow fun, unagi, rice noodle, nori, palak paneer, smoked salmon, scallops, fried chicken, garlic kale, yellow split peas, brown rice, birthday cake ice cream
The six things I could never do without
1 the interesting/enjoyable people in my life and our friendships
2 detail and attention to detail
3 stimulating conversation/good communication
4 warmth/kindness. cuddling and long walks on the beach
5 discovering, exploring the things that i am passionate about
6 making lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, the present, the past, time, consciousness, nature vs industrial landscapes/nature conquering man made structure, sex, found art/secret notes from/about strangers i will never meet, cyborgs, the complex intricacies and spellbinding mysteries of the human mind, weird and psychedelic movies, moon/ocean magnetism - the tide's pull and countless grains of sand - sea of stars

what flavors go together and food texture etc.. what movie/record to put on next.
On a typical Friday night I am
listening to music possibly at a music show, gettin cozy on some old movies on a couch maybe with a beer or making some popcorn (i have a projector and love to screen movies!), hangin with good friends, recording
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
i like it when ladies message me first for a couple of reasons - i like subverting gender dynamics, it makes me feel good about myself, i feel like a creep or an idiot messaging women who get hollered at every day, i like strong-minded women who know what they like (especially when it's me :D)

message me if you are weird, dark, goofy, dorky, fun, and/or smart. don't message me if you are looking for someone who has a good job and makes a lot of money (even if i did either of those things, i would not be interested in you if that made me suddenly appealing).