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lincolnalbemarl

31 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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i love adventure(s), spontaneity, and all things out of the ordinary
the only things i take seriously in this life are the silly ones
that's it. that's me summarized entirely.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
playing music with others and on my own

food prep for catering company in mount airy

i have also been working on a formula to generate prime numbers in my spare time for the last 5 years. (the last 2 years have been a brick wall for this)

recently have been considering either going to grad school to become a math professor or going to cooking school to become a chef
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, cheering people up, giving back massages, cooking amazing and delicious food, idly trespassing/spy surveillance, making noise music and pop ditties, and noisy pop and poppy noise.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm funny and fidgety, i think too much. i've been told i have nice eyes and nice lips and good teeth. and a nice ass, which can shake when in an excited state. i'm bald (love it or leave it, i ain't gonna weave it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorite books: jg ballard, franz kafka, mount analogue, solaris, a personal matter, i have no mouth and i must scream, locus solus, invisible man (ellison), renegade: the lives and tales of mark e. smith, calvin & hobbes, achewood

favorite movies: wayne's world, funeral parade of roses, seconds, true stories, eyes without a face, heart of glass, female convict scorpion jailhouse 41, carnival of souls, thx-1138, pee wee's big adventure, brewster mccloud, the straight story, the boxer's omen

favorite tv: upright citizens brigade, freaks and geeks, the adventures of pete and pete, adventure time, kingdom (riget), twin peaks, broad city, kids in the hall, king of the hill, roseanne, do not adjust your set, breaking bad, space ghost coast to coast, kitchen nightmares

favorite music: heart, stereolab, velvet underground, david bowie, young marble giants, john holt, this heat, can, four tops, the birthday party, my cat is an alien, and a million and one other things. or just look at my last.fm profile
http://www.last.fm/user/lincolnalbemarl

favorite foods: fancy people cheese, fancy people mushrooms, fried chicken, avocado, tortas, breakfast tacos, bisques and chowders, kitfo, ceviche, prosciutto, pastrami, cauliflower, chow fun, unagi, rice noodle, nori, palak paneer, smoked salmon, scallops, garlic kale, yellow split peas, brown rice, strawberry lemonade water ice, birthday cake ice cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 the interesting/enjoyable people in my life and our friendships
2 detail and attention to detail
3 stimulating conversation/good communication
4 warmth/kindness. cuddling and long walks on the beach
5 discovering, exploring the things that i am passionate about
6 making lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, the present, the past, time, consciousness, how to prevent habits and tendencies in myself that i don't like, nature vs industrial landscapes/nature conquering man made structure, sex, found art/secret notes from/about strangers i will never meet, as-seen-on-tv millennium era cyborgs, the complex intricacies and spellbinding mysteries of the human mind, weird and psychedelic movies, self-reliance, self-control, moon/ocean magnetism - the tide's pull and countless grains of sand - sea of stars

what flavors go together and food texture etc.. what movie/record to put on next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
listening to music possibly at a music show, gettin cozy on some old movies on a couch maybe with a beer or making some popcorn (i have a high-end projector and a decent speaker system and love to screen movies!), hangin with good friends, recording
You should message me if
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sweet, kind, real, intelligent, curious, creative, passionate, patient, open minded, direct, communicative, respectful, appreciative, someone i can trust, someone i can feel comfortable around and let my guard down with.

i like it when ladies message me first for a couple of reasons - aside from the obvious thrill of being crushed on, i like subverting gender dynamics, it makes me feel good about myself, i feel like a creep or an idiot messaging women who get hollered at every day, i like strong-minded women who know what they like (especially when it's me :D)

message me if you are weird, dark, goofy, at least kind of a freak, dorky, fun, and/or smart. don't message me if you are looking for someone who has a good job and makes a lot of money (even if i did either of those things, i would not be interested in you if that made me suddenly appealing). don't message me if you're passive aggressive, petty, vanilla, manipulative, opportunistic, or excessively shallow.