Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Ben Haslar and please consider this as my resume
to be your boyfriend. The world of online dating has stark
comparisons to job hunting and so I figured, that if I can't beat
them, I should join them.
*Relatively Handsome (References can be supplied upon
*Can perform Bon Jovi on karaoke if asked or will go the extra mile
and perform when not asked
*Strong board gaming skills
*Thoughtful gift giver
*Holding down a stable programming job
*Travelling to other countries
*Demonstrated camping ability
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently employed as a computer programmer, but believe I can
make the time to work for both my company and yours. In addition to
employment I am actively traveling both our country and the world
when the opportunities present themselves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Should I be hired as your boyfriend, you may expect sincerity and
honesty in all facets of my position. The goal in taking the
position of the boyfriend will be to eventually be promoted up to
husband, should myself and your company work harmoniously. I will
strive to perform all social obligations related to this position
as well as going "above and beyond" to ensure that we are both
happy with my employment at your firm. I will bring all the listed
skills and proficiencies to my position and work to ensure that
they are all being utilized.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Weight: 185 lbs (but fluctuates regularly)
Hair: Brown with male-pattern baldness.
Eyes: Russet Brown
Demeanor: Unique sense of humor that not everyone "gets."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lord of the Rings, Dracula, A Tale of Two Cities, King Arthur and
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Highlander, The Matrix, Inception
Star Trek, Stargate, The X-Files, Mystery Science Theater,
Futurama, The Walking Dead
Collective Soul, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Live,
No fish (sushi exempted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. You can't stop this brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perhaps interviewing with your firm for employment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once wrote a 380 page fantasy novel, but upon reading it, I
realized it did not pass inspection.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You see the humor in this profile and realize that online dating is
a tad dysfunctional at times. Very rarely are you going to feel
that "spark" immediately and most dates turn out to be awkward
dinners with a stranger, as both parties are unsure of what to make
of the other. If you want to go out for a nice evening and try to
solve the awkwardness of what is essentially a blind date with a
fun and unique solution, then we should go out and try it.
Also if you're looking for a committed monogamous relationship, you
don't do illegal drugs and are nerd-friendly.
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