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lingering_frog

30 Littleton, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Ben Haslar and please consider this as my resume to be your boyfriend. The world of online dating has stark comparisons to job hunting and so I figured, that if I can't beat them, I should join them.
SKILLS:
*Relatively Handsome (References can be supplied upon request)
*Can perform Bon Jovi on karaoke if asked or will go the extra mile and perform when not asked
*Strong board gaming skills
*Thoughtful gift giver

PROFICIENCIES:
*Holding down a stable programming job
*Travelling to other countries
*Fiscally responsible
*Demonstrated camping ability
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently employed as a computer programmer, but believe I can make the time to work for both my company and yours. In addition to employment I am actively traveling both our country and the world when the opportunities present themselves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Should I be hired as your boyfriend, you may expect sincerity and honesty in all facets of my position. The goal in taking the position of the boyfriend will be to eventually be promoted up to husband, should myself and your company work harmoniously. I will strive to perform all social obligations related to this position as well as going "above and beyond" to ensure that we are both happy with my employment at your firm. I will bring all the listed skills and proficiencies to my position and work to ensure that they are all being utilized.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185 lbs (but fluctuates regularly)
Hair: Brown with male-pattern baldness.
Eyes: Russet Brown
Demeanor: Unique sense of humor that not everyone "gets."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Lord of the Rings, Dracula, A Tale of Two Cities, King Arthur and His Knights

Movies
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Highlander, The Matrix, Inception

Shows
Star Trek, Stargate, The X-Files, Mystery Science Theater, Futurama, The Walking Dead

Music.
Collective Soul, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Live, Nightwish

Food
No fish (sushi exempted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. You can't stop this brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Perhaps interviewing with your firm for employment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once wrote a 380 page fantasy novel, but upon reading it, I realized it did not pass inspection.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You see the humor in this profile and realize that online dating is a tad dysfunctional at times. Very rarely are you going to feel that "spark" immediately and most dates turn out to be awkward dinners with a stranger, as both parties are unsure of what to make of the other. If you want to go out for a nice evening and try to solve the awkwardness of what is essentially a blind date with a fun and unique solution, then we should go out and try it.
Also if you're looking for a committed monogamous relationship, you don't do illegal drugs and are nerd-friendly.