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lionghoulman

27 Dearborn, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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vincent.

performance artist, word speaker, illustrator, event organizer, seagull, and a celebrator of most things goth and shitty.

earth ain't forever/kiss whatever.

i'd rather go dumpster diving with you than collect pepsi points.

i think freddy kruger and fred durst are pretty much the same fucking dude.
What I’m doing with my life
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http://crochetcatpause.bandcamp.com

diy art tactics. touring. traveling. screaming. creating. doing. meeting cool dogs. punk shows in really weird locations. impromptu spoken word performances in an applebees bathroom.

sending facebook messages to gatorade's various social media accounts accusing them of various war crimes.

drinking whisky in flea markets while trying to strike bargains with surreal creatures for their pro-wrestling autograph collections.

also i told tiger woods to go fuck himself in 2005.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a. finding myself in the weirdest social situations.
b. polarizing an entire room full of people with a microphone.
c. creating mysteries for the mayor of my town to solve.
d. convincing people beanie babies are still the key to their financial future.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
UR TALL DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WHATS THAT LIKE DO YOU HATE AIRPLANES LET ME WEAR YOUR GLASSES OMG THEY ARE DIRTY WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME ABOUT THE LAND BEFORE TIME GRANDPA DINOSAUR YOUR ACCENT IS WEIRD WHERE ARE YOU EVEN FROM DUDE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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fav babes:
a. andrew jackson jihad
b. ramshackle glory
c. bomb the music industry
d. the taxpayers
e. mr. bungle
d. grand buffet

honorable babes: the death set, best fwends, why?, gil mantera's party dream, against me!, anti-product, atom & his package, black lips, bubblegum octopus, ceremony, nana grizol, duchess says, fantomas, the emotron, gay against you, ghost mice, good luck, modern baseball, japanther, jay reatard, nero's day at disneyland, joyce manor, lauren bousfield, the locust, los gatos negros, mrs. paintbrush, mr. bungle, math the band, one man romance, realicide, rosa, self, the sissies, the show is the rainbow, this bike is a pipe bomb, witch hunt, yatagarasu, watabou, fidlar, black eyes.

noisy art rock bullshit that your dad hates.

cool movies: jurassic park

cool tv shows: bobs burgers, eric andre show, curb your enthusiasm, trailer park boys, arrested development, tom goes to the mayor, tim & eric, the office, game of thrones, eastbound & down, parks and rec, the simpsons, boardwalk empire, the ali g show, king of the hill. quirky bullshit.

cool food: thai, paisano cheeses.

cool power animals: seagulls, sloths, otters, capybaras.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a. imagination
b. chaos
c. porcelain cats
d. a nice sweater
e. degrassi jr high
f. mamegomas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
rat culture.
social discontent.
creating new things.
quitting jobs forever.
life as performance art.
animals named jason.
animals named kevin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling strangers that my name is travis barker.

giving strangers a baggie filled with finely crushed cookie crumbs and telling them it's a free bag of molly, compliments of my dad who owns every reb lobster that ever burnt down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i want to see a UFO not a fucking starbucks.
You should message me if
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you had a cool AIM sceen name in 2001.

do not message me if you are: racist, homophobic, a police sympathiser, an avid chain restaurant supporter, or a lynyrd skynyrd fan.

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