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lionghoulman

26 M Detroit, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
vincent.

performance artist, word speaker, illustrator, event organizer, seagull, and a celebrator of most things goth and shitty.

i like surreal approaches to being alive. i have strong beliefs in DIY punk ethics, and i try to create something at least once a day. i'd rather go dumpster diving with you than collect pepsi points.

i like to get stoked, and i think freddy kruger and fred durst are pretty much the same fucking dude.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
http://crochetcatpause.bandcamp.com

diy. touring. traveling. screaming. creating. doing. meeting cool dogs. punk shows in really weird locations. spoken word in an applebees bathroom.

sending facebook messages to gatorade's facebook page accusing them of various war crimes.

i don't have any money, a good car, or any intent to ever have nice things. art and passion triumph over the rainforest cafe.

also i told tiger woods to go fuck himself in 2005.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a. finding myself in the weirdest social situations.
b. polarizing an entire room full of people with a microphone.
c. creating mysteries for the mayor of my town to solve.
d. convincing people beanie babies are still the key to their financial future.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
UR TALL DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WHATS THAT LIKE DO YOU HATE AIRPLANES LET ME WEAR YOUR GLASSES OMG THEY ARE DIRTY WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME ABOUT THE LAND BEFORE TIME GRANDPA DINOSAUR YOUR ACCENT IS WEIRD WHERE ARE YOU EVEN FROM DUDE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like sad songs

fav babes:
a. andrew jackson jihad
b. ramshackle glory
c. bomb the music industry
d. the taxpayers
e. foot ox
d. grand buffet

honorable mentions: the death set, best fwends, why?, gil mantera's party dream, against me!, anti-product, atom & his package, black lips, bubblegum octopus, ceremony, nana grizol, duchess says, fantomas, the emotron, gay against you, ghost mice, good luck, modern baseball, japanther, jay reatard, nero's day at disneyland, joyce manor, lauren bousfield, the locust, los gatos negros, mrs. paintbrush, mr. bungle, math the band, one man romance, realicide, rosa, self, the sissies, the show is the rainbow, this bike is a pipe bomb, witch hunt, yatagarasu, watabou

i don't really like movies because i can't justify dedicating that much time to sitting down and watching something that is longer than 20 minutes. it makes me anxious, but it happens sometimes, and when it does it is usually jurassic park.

cool tv shows: curb your enthusiasm, trailer park boys, arrested development, tom goes to the mayor, tim & eric, the office, game of thrones, eastbound & down, parks and rec, the simpsons, boardwalk empire, the ali g show, king of the hill. quirky bullshit.

cool food: thai

cool power animals: seagulls, sloths, otters, capybaras.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a. imagination
b. chaos
c. porcelain cats
d. a nice sweater
e. degrassi jr high
f. mamegomas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
rat culture.
social discontent.
creating new things.
quitting jobs forever.
life as performance art.
animals named jason.
animals named kevin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cussing out swans. creating. performing. watching performances. being gross with my friendship creatures. traveling. making up my own constellations. telling strangers as much misinformation as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i want to see a UFO not a fucking starbucks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you had a cool AOL username in 2001/you wanna get stoked and talk about power crystals, and cool animals kissing, or you want to make an art installation in an inappropriate setting/open a lemonade stand.

do not message me if you are: racist, homophobic, a police sympathiser, or a lynyrd skynyrd fan.