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20 Eugene, OR Woman


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  • Ages 18–24
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:29am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Howdy ho, neighbor!

Short version: Secretly, deep down in the gooey chocolaty center of my being... is a spleen. That's all I am. Me and my spleen...

Long version: I'm a bit of a punk. In terms of music taste and general outlook of the world. That being said, I'm also 5 years old. I love dinosaurs, floral patterns, Pokemon, and legos. I make jokes whenever I can, which others may or may not appreciate. The bizarre/creepy/grotesque intrigues me, and it's shown through my humor. Sort of like April Ludgate from Parks and Rec, but I like people more than her. For example, I taught my 4 year old niece to say "For the glory of Satan!". It brought tears to my eyes. Not really. Maybe one tear. Shh... I'm a nerd when it comes to board games (Settler's of Catan, chess, etc.) and actual science, but I haven't gotten the chance to play many video games (I didn't grow up with any game consoles besides my original Gameboy and Playstation). I don't judge people based on trivial things and can get along with just about anyone, even if we disagree on certain opinions. But I won't put up with people that are disrespectful to myself or others. I know who I am, I know what I want from life and the people around me, but I also try to make things work with the hand I am dealt. I do have my faults, but so does everybody. I'm just trying to find someone that's compatibly messed up as I am.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm a student at the University of Oregon, majoring in psychology. If that falls through, I'll switch to art, but I hope to become a psychologist/therapist eventually. I share a house with five other people and pay the rent by working at Safeway. I know, I know, try to hold your excitement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really good at? Tripping over my words. But I enjoy playing the ukulele, singing, and playing badminton. Remember, fun has nothing to do with skill X) I'm a fair baker and can crack my knuckles really well. I'm also quite good at being a person.

Oh! And not to brag or anything, but the word on the grapevine is that I give awesome hugs. If you like hugs and everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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This question would have been a lot easier when I had bright blue hair a few years ago... But currently? Probably my height, though people tend to not say anything about it. Or the fact that I'm in a hot air balloon sailing around the world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My word, this list would go on and on and on and on and on and... yeah, you get the picture. So here's just a brief sample.

I like to read: Calvin and Hobbes, backs of cereal boxes, sheet music.

Movies: Hot Fuzz, a definite winner. It's the perfect mix of comedy, action, and thriller. Kung Fu Hustle is also high up there. Again, there are so many I can't list off the top of my head.

Shows: Star Trek, Whose Line is it Anyways, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, The Office, The Simpsons, Archer, Regular Show, and quite a bit more X)

Music: I'm into indie, alternative, punk, and classic rock. But really, pretty much anything except for death metal, hardcore gangster rap, or country pop. My one exception is any gangster rap set to a mellow slow-jam tune. I've learned how to play Get Low on my uke. Bam. But a few of my favorite bands are the Strokes, the White Stripes, the Ramones, Queen, Cake, Franz Ferdinand, Adam Green, Of Montreal, Awolnation, Vampire Weekend, Hot Hot Heat, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Noah and the Whale, and a lot more that are way too many to list.

Food: I don't like tomatoes or olives? What else is there to say? Who doesn't like food?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ukulele, badminton, hugs, oxygen, human interaction, a good laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. I zone out a lot, and apparently it looks like I'm pondering something, so sometimes people ask me what I'm thinking about. I never have an answer because every now and then you just need to give your brain a break.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies with friends, pretending that I'll only spend five more minutes on the computer, or sleeping. Actually nowadays I'm usually working on Friday nights. Ugh. But money. Yeh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I kept it in Ryan Stiles' pocket, here:
You should message me if
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