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lisaphilly

28 Sheffield, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:51pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Lisa, I'm a cute fat babe living in Sheffield. Often get described as short, fat and aggressive. I kinda like that!

I'm not ashamed of my ample body. I'm a proud size 24/26!

I know it's shallow, but if you have no pic, you won't have much of a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing my snowglobe collection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, maybe that I'm fat, maybe it's the pink hair, maybe it's the BOOOOOOOOOBS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Studio Ghibli! Also Anything narrated by either David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.

National Geographic magazines.

I am partial to Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Archer, almost all cartoons.
Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Rules of Engagement. Sons of Anarchy, House of Cards.

Music wise I tend to fluctuate and go through phases. I like cheesey pop and 80's power ballads but always go back to rock/punk/metal/prog etc.
(fleetwood mac, dire straits, queen, prince, depot mode, stevie knicks, kate bush, sony & cher are some faves)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a silly question and shows nothing of my personality!

However, for the sake of this...
1. My phone.
2. A well fitting bra.
3. Fruit, I LOVE fruit.
4. Internet
5. My alarms
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I told you then it wouldn't be private would it?