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28 Sheffield, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:48am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Lisa, I'm a cute fat babe living in Sheffield. Often get described as short, fat and aggressive. I kinda like that!

I'm not ashamed of my body. I'm a proud size 24/26! Please don't say "you're not fat you're curvy/voluptuous/chubby" I AM fat and that is ok!

I have a MASSIVE cardigan collection! I also own a cape!

I currently live with my parents. Which is awesome!

I know it's shallow, but if you have no pic, you won't have much of a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm alive, that's all that's important.
Growing my snowglobe collection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome, laughing, sleeping and looking cute in short dresses!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe that I'm fat. Possibly also my TERRIBLE sense of fashion. And accent, I am South African.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Studio Ghibli! Also Anything narrated by either David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.

Reading any book by Lisa Jewel. Anything by Belle De Jour and fat femme zines. Or nature books, and National Geographic magazines.

I am partial to Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Archer, almost all cartoons.
Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Rules of Engagement.

Music wise I tend to fluctuate and go through phases. I like cheesey pop and 80's power ballads but always go back to rock/punk/metal/prog etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a silly question and shows nothing of my personality!

However, for the sake of this...
1. My phone.
2. A well fitting bra.
3. Fruit, I LOVE fruit.
4. My job.
5. Xbox and tv.
6. My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sleeping and being a grammar nazi!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no set answer I can give. Why don't you ask me out on a Friday night and I can change this?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I told you then it wouldn't be private would it?
You should message me if
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You feel you want to?? I'm not going to dictate who can or cant message me.