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27 F Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:37am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi I'm Lisa, I'm a cute fat babe living in Sheffield. Often get described as short, fat and aggressive. I kinda like that!

I'm not ashamed of my body. I'm a proud size 24/26! Please don't say "you're not fat you're curvy/voluptuous/chubby" I AM fat. Some prefer to say "BBW", that's ok, but I am still a fatty, and I like it. I dont talk to fat fetishts, so if you're into that, I'm not interested.

I have a MASSIVE cardigan collection! I also own a cape!

I currently live with my parents. Which is awesome!

I know it's shallow, but if you have no pic, you won't have much of a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm alive, that's all that's important.
Growing my snowglobe collection.
I’m really good at
Being awesome and having big boobs. Also, laughing, I'm good at that! And sleeping! Aswell as looking cute in short dresses!
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe that I'm fat. Possibly also my TERRIBLE sense of fashion. And accent, I am South African.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Studio Ghibli! Also Anything narrated by either David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.

Reading any book by Lisa Jewel. Anything by Belle De Jour and fat femme zines. Or nature books, and National Geographic magazines.

I am partial to Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Archer, almost all cartoons.
Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Rules of Engagement.

Music wise I tend to fluctuate and go through phases. I like cheesey pop and 80's power ballads but always go back to rock/punk/metal/prog etc.
The six things I could never do without
This is a silly question and shows nothing of my personality!

However, for the sake of this...
1. My phone.
2. A well fitting bra.
3. Fruit, I LOVE fruit.
4. My job.
5. Xbox and tv.
6. My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sleeping and being a grammar nazi!
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no set answer I can give. Why don't you ask me out on a Friday night and I can change this?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I told you then it wouldn't be private would it?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel you want to?? I'm not going to dictate who can or cant message me.