I'm a bit of a hopeless nostalgic. Anyone can be romantic.
I use the words queef, poop, boner, and fart more often than is reasonable. I especially enjoy using these words to replace lyrics in popular songs.
I'm part thirteen year old boy, part very (painfully) rational adult, and part very (painfully) sappy lug.
I think that quick-paced banter may be the sexiest thing two people can exchange. Besides, you know, fluids.
I have a wicked sense of humor, and I like to fight. Good, clean, academic fights.
Sexy exchanges of ideas.
I'm not very tactful, and I'm bad at first dates. I find them awkward and pressuring, and I get tired of everyone being on their best behavior.
I like to run.
I like a good strong cocktail. I'd like it more if I could find a trustworthy bar to serve them.
I love a good game of chess. Even though I'm only mediocre at it.
I love any joke that would make a member of the ACLU balk, but I would probably join the ACLU in a heartbeat.
I am in a committed relationship with a gentleman. He's pretty awesome, and this is him: mishraneous1218
If this puts you off, I can understand why. I debated about whether to include this information on my profile, but not including it seemed dishonest, and that's not really how my jib is cut. I don't know, yet, if I believe in polyamory, or if I'm just looking to meet some awesome ladies who like jokes and making out as I have, historically, found myself more frequently in relationships with women. But I am looking for a genuine connection, even just to someone who gets what it is to be a little too queer to live on the regular straight and narrow, or just a little too young to succumb to being domesticated.