I just moved here from Denver.
I'm delightful. Trust me.
I'm a creature of impetus with a side-order of higher reasoning.
I'm a bit of a hopeless nostalgic. Anyone can be romantic.
I use the words queef, poop, boner, and fart more often than is reasonable. I especially enjoy using these words to replace lyrics in popular songs.
I'm part thirteen year old boy, part very (painfully) rational adult, and part very (painfully) sappy lug.
I think that quick-paced banter may be the sexiest thing two people can exchange. Besides, you know, fluids.
I have a wicked sense of humor, and I like to fight. Good, clean, academic fights.
Sexy exchanges of ideas.
I'm not very tactful, and I'm bad at first dates. I find them awkward and pressuring, and I get tired of everyone being on their best behavior.
I'm a thicker chick, but I love to run, hike, cycle, and any active thing you have the time and patience to teach me how to do, as long as you know my hand-eye coordination could use some work.
I am pretty queer. I don't care about my gender and I don't care about yours.
I identify pretty proudly as a slut. Poly isn't exactly it, but I usually have multiple partners. This doesn't entitle you to have sex with me, nor does it mean I like to be aggressively sexualized by total strangers. The best way to get me into bed is not to try. I know that this seems counter-intuitive, but I prefer to have friendships that may or may not include a sexual component to being "pursued." It's best to let me come on to you. Trust me. I will not be shy about it.
Long-term partnerships do happen. I'm just pretty slow to romantic feelings.
Critical thinking and self awareness are incredibly attractive qualities to me. Socrates had some pretty good things to say about the unexamined life.
I like a good strong cocktail. I'd like it more if I could find a trustworthy bar to serve them.
I love a good game of chess. Even though I'm only mediocre at it.
I love any joke that would make a member of the ACLU balk, but I would probably join the ACLU in a heartbeat.
I am empathetic and have a hard time not expressing this physically.