I'm a bit of a hopeless nostalgic. Anyone can be romantic.
I use the words queef, poop, boner, and fart more often than is reasonable. I especially enjoy using these words to replace lyrics in popular songs.
I'm part thirteen year old boy, part very (painfully) rational adult, and part very (painfully) sappy lug.
I think that quick-paced banter may be the sexiest thing two people can exchange. Besides, you know, fluids.
I have a wicked sense of humor, and I like to fight. Good, clean, academic fights.
Sexy exchanges of ideas.
I'm not very tactful, and I'm bad at first dates. I find them awkward and pressuring, and I get tired of everyone being on their best behavior.
I'm a thicker chick, but I love to run, hike, cycle, and any active thing you have the time and patience to teach me how to do, as long as you know my hand-eye coordination could use some work.
I am pretty queer. I don't care about my gender and I don't care about yours.
I identify pretty proudly as a slut. Poly isn't exactly it, but I usually have multiple partners. This doesn't entitle you to have sex with me, nor does it mean I like to be aggressively sexualized by total strangers. The best way to get me into bed is not to try. I know that this seems counter-intuitive, but I prefer to have friendships that may or may not include a sexual component to being "pursued." It's best to let me come on to you. Trust me. I will not be shy about it.
Long-term partnerships do happen. I'm just pretty slow to romantic feelings.
Critical thinking and self-awareness are incredibly attractive qualities to me. Socrates had some pretty good things to say about the unexamined life.
I like a good strong cocktail. I'd like it more if I could find a trustworthy bar to serve them.
I love a good game of chess. Even though I'm only mediocre at it.
I love any joke that would make a member of the ACLU balk, but I would probably join the ACLU in a heartbeat.
I am empathetic and have a hard time not expressing this physically.