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lishiebot

26 F Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:26pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a creature of impetus with a side-order of higher reasoning.

I'm a bit of a hopeless nostalgic. Anyone can be romantic.

I use the words queef, poop, boner, and fart more often than is reasonable. I especially enjoy using these words to replace lyrics in popular songs.
I'm part thirteen year old boy, part very (painfully) rational adult, and part very (painfully) sappy lug.
I think that quick-paced banter may be the sexiest thing two people can exchange. Besides, you know, fluids.
I have a wicked sense of humor, and I like to fight. Good, clean, academic fights.
Sexy exchanges of ideas.
I'm not very tactful, and I'm bad at first dates. I find them awkward and pressuring, and I get tired of everyone being on their best behavior.
I like to run.
I like a good strong cocktail. I'd like it more if I could find a trustworthy bar to serve them.
I love a good game of chess. Even though I'm only mediocre at it.
I love any joke that would make a member of the ACLU balk, but I would probably join the ACLU in a heartbeat.

I am in a committed relationship with a gentleman. He's pretty awesome, and this is him: mishraneous1218
If this puts you off, I can understand why. I debated about whether to include this information on my profile, but not including it seemed dishonest, and that's not really how my jib is cut. I don't know, yet, if I believe in polyamory, or if I'm just looking to meet some awesome ladies who like jokes and making out as I have, historically, found myself more frequently in relationships with women. But I am looking for a genuine connection, even just to someone who gets what it is to be a little too queer to live on the regular straight and narrow, or just a little too young to succumb to being domesticated.
What I’m doing with my life
Slinging java, books, and indie films.

Faking my way through Monday night D & D.

Wishing to get back into something bigger than myself.

Considering.
I’m really good at
Making jokes, cocktails, and memories.

Talking big ideas.

Starting books I don't finish.

Proof-reading.

Not folding my laundry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty clever, and I like most things. And most people.

I'm baffled by most social taboos.

I'm pretty genuine. I've heard that's noticeable from the on-set.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This stuff, you should ask me about.
Especially movies. I have a lot to say about movies.

In broad terms, I like books on philosophy and ethics. I also like Harry Potter. The books, not the films.
I recently read Ender's Game again, and am currently in the middle of Sense and Goodness Without God, Lying, Chubster, and Sex at Dawn.

I love B-Horror, or any horror at all. I like a good musical. I enjoy Tarantino and the Coen brothers. I hate chick flicks. Except Bridesmaids. That movie was pretty okay.

I love Mad Men. I can't understand why they ended Deadwood or Firefly so abruptly. Archer's my boy. And Tina Fey... what I wouldn't give to have her job.
The six things I could never do without
1. Reasonablility
2. Exercise
3. Internets
4. Karaoke
5. Jokes
6. Some form of sex
On a typical Friday night I am
writing love letters to your mother.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are a lady who wants to have a drink and yell at each other about something important, and then maybe make out. Or play some Pente, maybe. Watch the Evil Dead Trilogy. Or, you know. If you just want to.
I dig chicks with brains. I like them active, funny, reasonable, and it's best if they can give and take guff in equal measure.
If any of your beliefs are un-falsifiable (if it isn't subjected to the scientific burden of proof, or could not be changed with greater scientific evidence) we will probably not be very compatible.
Religion and superstitious beliefs are pretty much non-starters.
I know having a boyfriend doesn't make me an ideal mate in many ways. This doesn't phase me much since I usually need to get to know whether I could be friends with someone before I'm into the idea of having sex with them.
That said, I have a strong moral compass, and I'm actually soft as balls beneath my guarded exterior.
I make a killer friend, to anyone who's shopping for a wingman, an honest sounding board, or a loyal brother.