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lissafunny

26 F Surprise, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I just moved to AZ on July 22nd from WA. I like it so far. The heat doesn't bother me, it's the scorpions! Found four (and counting) in the garage while unpacking.

Anyways, I'm pretty chill, open-minded, and non judgmental. I just love to laugh and have a good time. I'm typically not afraid to embarrass myself but some people I'm just quiet and boring around. Dunno why.

I'm not a girly girl. I don't spend hours getting ready. I don't wear makeup (sometimes I'll do eyeliner... Sometimes). My favorite things to wear are gym shorts and loose, comfy shirts with some nerdy pic on them. I shave my legs when I have to. Hmm what else... Oh! I don't like shopping. When I shop I make it as quick and painless as I can. Going shopping with girls annoys the crap outta me cuz they take forever. Oh and I never get my nails done or my hair did.

I went midnight swimming in a lake for my first time ever before moving and I'd love to make more friends that would do things like that! It was beautiful!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am moving to start over fresh lol. Might be going back to school if I can't transfer my job over.

I am also working pretty hard on losing weight and being healthier and more active. I've dropped 20 lbs so faarr!!
I’m really good at
Weirding people out via making a horribly inappropriate joke at the worst of times. Haha. I think -anything- has the potential to be funny. All a matter of perspective. I'm also good at being the devil's advocate lol. Oh, I'm also an extremely accepting person. I really don't judge people and I'm told that's one of my best qualities because it makes it so they aren't afraid to be themselves around me. If I ever start asking a million questions about something you say you like, I'm not forming an opinion about you, I'm just really interested in it and want to see it through your eyes. ^.^
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno bout you guys, but the first thing I notice about anyone is their figure... Just saying... I mean the basic shape of someone is how you calculate where to oggle from there so... My figure is probably the number one thing people notice about me. Unless they had the blessed experience of hearing my voice cascade past them first... Then it's that intoxicatingly beautiful sound...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books—Anything by Daniel Quinn, Laurel K. Hamilton, or OSHA.

Movies—Disney Films. Tim Burton Films. Labyrinth. Dirty Dancing. Grease. Ferngully. Yes Man. Crazy Stupid Love. Across the Universe. Gremlins. Drop Dead Fred. Braveheart. Party Monster. Gypsy 83. Breakfast Club. White Oleander. Fight Club. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the original). The Hangover. Princess Bride. Click. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Chloe.

TV Shows— Big Bang Theory. Weeds. Family Guy. Futurama. Invader Zim. Drawn Together. Game of Thrones. The Tudors (while waiting for the next season of "Game of Thrones").

Music—I like just about everything. Just not old twangy country or underground rap. I even like songs done by YouTubers lol.
My favorite songs are The Cure- "Doing the Unstuck", Enigma- "Return to Innocence".
Songs I just really freaking like are...
Escape the Fate- "Gorgeous Nightmare", Breathe Carolina- "Hit and Run", Guru Josh Project- "Infinity", Richard Bedford- "On My Way to Heaven", Raised by Swans- "We Were Young", Blood on the Dancefloor- "Bewitched", Good Charlotte- "Alive", Lily Allen- "The Fear", Luke Bryan "I Don't Want this Night to End", Madeon- "Shuriken", Mt. Eden- "Beautiful Lies", Natasha Bedingfield- "Touch", Seal- "Newborn Friend", Simon Curtis- "Flesh", Steel Panther- "Eyes like a Panther", Korn- "Get Up", Wham!- "Jitterbug"

Food - I eat like a kid. I don't like too many flavors or spices in my food. My diet has been completely changing the last few months now. I'm practically a vegetarian now. I eat chicken or fish maybe once every few weeks. I've been a soup fiend. Lentil soup, curry, veggie soup, etc. I can't get enough!! Oh and I love getting a bowl and filling it with stuff you'd put in a burrito and mixing it up into slop and eating that.
The six things I could never do without
Friends. Music. Nature. Animals. Cuddles. Family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I am where I'm supposed to be. Why others think the way they do or act the way they do.

Honestly, I do not see the world the way most people do. I am intentionally as politically oblivious as I can be. Things that genuinely concern me aren't global warming, sports, or how not eating meat is better for the environment.
I am a people watcher. I see people as little universes and I'm watching these universes wander around, observing how they react to others, and noticing their passions. I'll indulge in said passions but usually it's just to better understand your personal universe.
My biggest focus is how others have come to think and act as they do.
And what I want more than anything is to find someone on the same level as me to delve into deep, soulful conversations with. Until then I'm learning how to turn off the way I see the world and to never talk about it and it's just eating away at me. I needz someone to talk to!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
In WA I would just have people over on Fridays. Now I have no idea what I'll be doing on Fridays haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I looove really tall guys that are total teddy bears. I have yet to meet a guy I thought was too tall.
And if I see someone is in an open/poly relationship I will always say hi or give 5 stars just cuz those people are so chill, fun, easy to talk to, wonderful people.

Oh, and I can be terrible at keeping in touch. Things have been crazy and I get lost in my head and forget to respond to texts or emails. But I eventually to get around to it, I promise hahaha. So if I stop responding it's not a sign as to me not wanting to talk, I'm just caught up in the moment. Please, no hard feelings and don't worry about pestering me by messaging to much. Keep doing it lol. <3
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You just want someone to hang out and be silly with ^.^