I'm just searching for what every healthy red blooded American male
wants and needs every single day, many times, more than once! a TV
clicker with good batteries. Thanks for stopping by, I'm simply
searching for a new best friend as my ex has never been the same
since she fell off that camel during our Panjshir premium gold star
tour of Kabul Afghanistan. I need a sweet quiet serene woman, who
is into solitude, loves long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If, like me, you are the silent type, let’s get
together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times! I have a
large furry cat, so if your allergic, please don’t inquire, his
name is General Sadam. I should let you know, I hum a lot,
sometimes for hours. It’s not usually loud, but if I am in the
living room brushing General Sadam and I’m humming, it may get to
you and you would have to go into another room.
As I have always believed cleanliness is next to Godliness, I keep my floors extremely clean, so clean that you can eat off of them, which is actually what I do. I have small issues with plates and utensils. I eat two well cooked fried eggs off of a small coral colored tile in the middle of the living room, with chopsticks every evening at 6:15 P.M. and you cannot touch my chopsticks. My mother stops by twice a week and counsels me for forty five minutes and sobs about her only son being gay. I’m actually not gay, I just don’t date a lot, she just doesn't understand this. She is harmless though, but may pinch your cheeks when you meet her.
I have always been a very active sort, and have climbed some pretty tall hills. I sometimes come home reeking of fish, but please don’t ask me about this. I am a frisky pup seeking some tail. I’m tired of going in circles, so let’s catch up with each other sometime, and you can lead the way!
Don't you tire of reading the same old, I love the beach, water, outdoors, travelling, etc. If you are searching for fit, fun, light, and "real active", you are interested in me. Hope you enjoyed a bit of humor. Why not meet someone worth meeting! If you could be described as non-fat, fit, fun, flirty, and enjoy sleeping naked, we will warm up quickly!
As I have always believed cleanliness is next to Godliness, I keep my floors extremely clean, so clean that you can eat off of them, which is actually what I do. I have small issues with plates and utensils. I eat two well cooked fried eggs off of a small coral colored tile in the middle of the living room, with chopsticks every evening at 6:15 P.M. and you cannot touch my chopsticks. My mother stops by twice a week and counsels me for forty five minutes and sobs about her only son being gay. I’m actually not gay, I just don’t date a lot, she just doesn't understand this. She is harmless though, but may pinch your cheeks when you meet her.
I have always been a very active sort, and have climbed some pretty tall hills. I sometimes come home reeking of fish, but please don’t ask me about this. I am a frisky pup seeking some tail. I’m tired of going in circles, so let’s catch up with each other sometime, and you can lead the way!
Don't you tire of reading the same old, I love the beach, water, outdoors, travelling, etc. If you are searching for fit, fun, light, and "real active", you are interested in me. Hope you enjoyed a bit of humor. Why not meet someone worth meeting! If you could be described as non-fat, fit, fun, flirty, and enjoy sleeping naked, we will warm up quickly!
