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24 M Portland, OR

My Details

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White, Other
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Very often
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
i'm a poetry/fiction writer, digital 'artist', enthusiast of experimental art forms and i'm also sometimes a pretty chilled-out gigantic horseshoe crab or a pretty chilled-out gigantic sun bear.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm sitting right now. i'm sitting in a chair. there's a cigarette in my mouth, but i'm trying to stop smoking indoors, so my hands are kind of shaking while i'm typing this, because i want to smoke it and stop writing about what i'm doing with my life. i'm interning for a small press in portland, and i have to read submissions for the journal they're releasing, but sometimes it's hard to go through a bunch of disjointed (both in tone and in subjective quality) things, then not feel like you're doing it wrong yourself. i'm waiting to do something else, like maybe crack or GHB, or maybe going to an MFA program so i can feel like i grew up. but mostly just like sitting. i should probably go out and smoke
I’m really good at
being open and communicative about my interests, sitting, wearing cool/ok-seeming clothes, wearing excellent shoes, inadvertently making people laugh at me, being a complete pile of shit
The first things people usually notice about me
my odd, slouchy posture.
that i look like jack black (please stop).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
these are in most ways not meant to be definitive

dana ward: "this can't be life"
jasper bernes: "we are nothing and so can you"
steve roggenbuck: "crunk juice"
josef kaplan: "democracy is not for the people"
ariana reines: "mercury"
leif haven: "japanese red leaf maple"
ed steck: "the garden"

tao lin: "eeeee eee eeee"
sam pink: "rontel"
edouard leve: "autoportrait"
bret easton ellis: "the rules of attraction"
zachary german: "eat when you feel sad"
georges bataille: "story of the eye"
italo calvino: "invisible cities"

death grips: "exmilitary"
husker du: "zen arcade"
elvis costello: "my aim is true"
john maus: "we must become the pitiless censors of ourselves"
diamond terrifier: "kill the self that wants to kill yourself"
tera melos: "patagonian rats"
a tribe called quest: "midnight marauders"

alejandro jodorowsky: "the holy mountain"
michael haneke: "funny games"
david cronenberg: "videodrome"
gaspar noe: "enter the void"
coen brothers: "barton fink"
coen brothers: "burn after reading"
(whoever the fuck made liar liar, jim carrey, idk): "liar liar"

"tim & eric awesome show, great job!"
"xavier: renegade angel"
"nathan for you"
"the eric andre show"
"it's always sunny in philadelphia"
"the larry sanders show"
"mr. show with bob and david"

so like, if you massage kale with crazy salt and olive oil (like really knead the shit out of it for a few minutes) it tastes way better than steaming, boiling or pan-frying it. also, you're able to digest it better. when you cook greens, most of the nutrients, especially fiber, get thrown out the window. i'm just lookin' out for ya. Trust Me.
The six things I could never do without
engaging with people i respect
having time to write/make visual stuff
having a lot of people around me that make me happy / having a lot of people around me that i make happy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
politics of rhizomism in whichever current digital platform or series of social interfaces i'm a part of
how i come across to others and how to be a good person through what i say and do
quitting meat
puppies; how cute puppies are.
On a typical Friday night I am
either at home drinking a beer with someone or out getting a beer with someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
though i'm generally comfortable with the way i look, part of me fucking hates my male-pattern balding
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–80
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to have a conversation
you want me to fucking crush you at pinball