Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Salutations! My name is Andrew... I'm here to chew bubble gum and
kick butt and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'm probably the funniest person you will ever meet. Unless you've
met Gabriel Iglesias or other comics like him. Then I'll be the
next funniest person you've ever met. I love smiling! I'm always
Really though, there is so much that could go here. I'm a very
straightforward and loyal person. At times I can be a total
goofball. I despise 'games' with a passion. You know what kind of
games I speak of. I do prefer to be kept in the loop in any
situation. Knowledge is the name of the game. Knowing is half the
battle. Etc. I could go on and on. I think the only way for anyone
to get a good overall picture of who I am is for them to actually
meet me and get to know me. I'm all deep and mysterious like for
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm about to finish up my technical drafting degree and go into the
mechanical engineering field. I have incredibly ambitious plans
that usually result in people telling me I'm biting off more than I
can chew, which I do a lot literally. Also working on a racecar.
All of this will help me to become worthy of what I envision as my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing tickle battles. Apparently I'm also very good at tripping
down the stairs, up the stairs, on flat ground and anything else
that could possibly grab onto my feet. In all seriousness I'm good
at whatever I put my mind to. This is true all of the time, 60% of
the time. Sometimes I find myself procrastina
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. hah. Actually science says that the first thing someone
will notice is race and gender. I googled it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm only going to list the most recent greatest hits here because I
like everything. Just take my word for it.
LOTR, Ender's Game, Inheritance Cycle, Tom Clancy...
LOTR, Marvel stuff, Pixar, Disney, Dreamworks, Studio Ghibli,
Documentaries, most action movies...
Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Top Gear
UK (US version is garbage)
Anything, so long as screaming in or out of key is not involved.
Yes, even country.
Anything and everything. Someone go to Franklins with me please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's difficult for me to boil down everything I need/cherish in
life down to only six items, but here's my best shot:
- My mother. Truly my biggest fan and supporter, IDK what I would
do without her... besides not existing.
- Food. Of the good kind. Which encompasses everything I'm not
- Water, Juice, Tea... anything. I'm always thirsty
- Fresh air and large bodies of water.
- The interwebs.
- My Supra
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and how to achieve my life goals. Just kidding. If I
really did that I would go insane. I think about food a lot. And
sex because that's what science says. I also wonder what exactly is
the best stuff to say in all these dialogue boxes. If you have
tips, feel free to enlighten me. I love constructive criticism.
What a great way to learn!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out somewhere doing something. Could be anything from movies, to
car meets, to 6th st, or just chilling at home being a nerd playing
games. Netflix. I want to do ALL the things. Really, I've always
been very social ever since I was little, and I'm trying very hard
to get back to that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deathly afraid of needles... especially adrenaline needles, and
needles made for thoracentesis.
I don't actually chew bubble gum, and I won't kick your butt.
I have the most horrible case of trypophobia. I once googled that
word to make sure it was what I thought it was... and scumbag
Google just HAD to include the damn image search results too!! I
WAS DYING I TELL YOU.
Wow, that's THREE private things. I'm special.
You should message me if
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You see/read anything that interests you. Or just for the hell of
A mushroom walked into a bar, lonely and sad.
The bartender asked him, "Why the long face?"
The mushroom replied, "I find so many beautiful flowers around me,
but none will date or talk to me, I don't understand why... I'm a
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