Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a single mom of 2 (14yr) old incredible boys.
I'm currently looking at relocating to Florida or another warmer
place to wiggle my toes in the sands. I love to laugh. Looking for
friends who are stable, funny, happy and don't need rescuing. If
you can laugh despite the arrow sticking through your head, if you
find people funnier than Sienfeld give me a jingle lets go wine
tasting and try not to spew it on our nice clothes.
Im a lady who loves to dress up, fine dining, can carry on a
delightful conversation in a pair of lovely high heels but quick to
kick them off and rough it. Ive not found many places where I can't
fit in or found something to laugh at.....Irony isn't sad it's
another excuse to laugh.
I'm attracted by personality, brains, and chemistry. Ive never been
attracted to looks but rather my feelings turn my significant other
into the most attractive being in the world. I love to laugh and
make others have a good time too.
I love to travel and explore new places. I enjoy observing other
cultures. When faced with the monkey trail I'm the one who shrugs
with a smile and says lets check it out. Got to watchout for those
If you don't have personality, can't make a joke over just about
anything, can't laugh at yourself or entertain me with stories
while still being able to charm me withclass and are not successful
you are not for me.
You should have an interest in travel and love islands. Be able to
laugh, Be cuddly, Be cute, Be smart, Be charming, be strong and
arrogant and capable liking Fantasy books & movies, SYFY, &
Renaissance is a plus. If you've already decided Im looking for a
fantasy man that doesnt exist keep moving right a long you
obviously are not what I'm looking for- if you dont get that dont
fret the man im looking for knows exavtly what I mean.
I love dancing, white water rafting, camping, hiking and prefer
perfect weather, smile. Good enough in a kitchen or over a camp
fire to fill your belly with taste but not interested in being the
only one in the kitchen, let's make some dessert together as
counters are for more than chopping on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If im not ready to kill the stupid Im laughing at them, the worlds
a circus. I know its late in life but someone had to raise the kids
and take care of their Dad and his ideas, but I'm finishing my
Degree in Behavioral Science this summer with a spanish class -
ugggg I'm just no good with that language. Considering whether or
not it is profitable to go for my Masters at this age and with the
current economy. Looking for a Good career or next opportunity. Im
just too good at everything, now that all the children are grown or
think they are despite their age maybe Ill finally decide what Im
going to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a smart ass, and appearing to anticipate people's needs
before they know they want something. Fixing things and finding
solutions making life as simple as possible and having a good time
or laugh no matter the circumstances. Being a travel partner or
assisting others. Making people laugh and feel good, counseling
others and explaining things in a manner in which makes things seem
simple. I'm a sweet little IMP (caution) with a teasing sense of
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my smile my open friendly personality, my contagious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many and too variable to count
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of Humor
ok ok Pedicures & Manicures too, giggle
I obviously can't count but since I pack really good I'll take a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bad bad things - Love companionship - Traveling
Finding a Friend that deserves the title of Friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not watching TV - Out with friends, playing pool, dancing, poker,
whatever I can get up to. Oh wait that is what I want to be doing
haha not what I am usually doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to buy the ring to find out. Ok maybe not buying the
ring but perhaps at least becoming worthy of the description of my
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not a flake
You don't needlessly lead a girl on
You can talk on the phone within a few messages
You can meet with in a few days.
You Are a Girl
You are a Guy over real 5'10"
If you know that the largest sex organ is the brain
If you understand that your genitalia is not what interests
Passion and personality are
Your a pretty sassy lady
Or a Tall Big Man
What the heck can you loose except that I might not be interested
or might not answer. lol.
You should not message me if your not capable of carrying on a
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