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litletreasure

50 F Plano, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a single mom of 2 (14yr) old incredible boys.
I'm currently looking at relocating to Florida or another warmer place to wiggle my toes in the sands. I love to laugh. Looking for friends who are stable, funny, happy and don't need rescuing. If you can laugh despite the arrow sticking through your head, if you find people funnier than Sienfeld give me a jingle lets go wine tasting and try not to spew it on our nice clothes.

Im a lady who loves to dress up, fine dining, can carry on a delightful conversation in a pair of lovely high heels but quick to kick them off and rough it. Ive not found many places where I can't fit in or found something to laugh at.....Irony isn't sad it's another excuse to laugh.

I'm attracted by personality, brains, and chemistry. Ive never been attracted to looks but rather my feelings turn my significant other into the most attractive being in the world. I love to laugh and make others have a good time too.

I love to travel and explore new places. I enjoy observing other cultures. When faced with the monkey trail I'm the one who shrugs with a smile and says lets check it out. Got to watchout for those monkeys.
If you don't have personality, can't make a joke over just about anything, can't laugh at yourself or entertain me with stories while still being able to charm me withclass and are not successful you are not for me.

You should have an interest in travel and love islands. Be able to laugh, Be cuddly, Be cute, Be smart, Be charming, be strong and arrogant and capable liking Fantasy books & movies, SYFY, & Renaissance is a plus. If you've already decided Im looking for a fantasy man that doesnt exist keep moving right a long you obviously are not what I'm looking for- if you dont get that dont fret the man im looking for knows exavtly what I mean.
I love dancing, white water rafting, camping, hiking and prefer perfect weather, smile. Good enough in a kitchen or over a camp fire to fill your belly with taste but not interested in being the only one in the kitchen, let's make some dessert together as counters are for more than chopping on.
What I’m doing with my life
If im not ready to kill the stupid Im laughing at them, the worlds a circus. I know its late in life but someone had to raise the kids and take care of their Dad and his ideas, but I'm finishing my Degree in Behavioral Science this summer with a spanish class - ugggg I'm just no good with that language. Considering whether or not it is profitable to go for my Masters at this age and with the current economy. Looking for a Good career or next opportunity. Im just too good at everything, now that all the children are grown or think they are despite their age maybe Ill finally decide what Im going to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Being a smart ass, and appearing to anticipate people's needs before they know they want something. Fixing things and finding solutions making life as simple as possible and having a good time or laugh no matter the circumstances. Being a travel partner or assisting others. Making people laugh and feel good, counseling others and explaining things in a manner in which makes things seem simple. I'm a sweet little IMP (caution) with a teasing sense of humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my smile my open friendly personality, my contagious giggle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many and too variable to count
The six things I could never do without
God
My children
My animals
Sense of Humor
Travel
People
toothbrush
deodarant
ok ok Pedicures & Manicures too, giggle
I obviously can't count but since I pack really good I'll take a few extras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bad bad things - Love companionship - Traveling
Finding a Friend that deserves the title of Friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not watching TV - Out with friends, playing pool, dancing, poker, whatever I can get up to. Oh wait that is what I want to be doing haha not what I am usually doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll have to buy the ring to find out. Ok maybe not buying the ring but perhaps at least becoming worthy of the description of my friend.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Your not a flake
You don't needlessly lead a girl on
You can talk on the phone within a few messages
You can meet with in a few days.
You Are a Girl
You are a Guy over real 5'10"
If you know that the largest sex organ is the brain
If you understand that your genitalia is not what interests me
Passion and personality are
Your a pretty sassy lady
Or a Tall Big Man
What the heck can you loose except that I might not be interested or might not answer. lol.
You should not message me if your not capable of carrying on a decent conversation.