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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 11, 2013
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should begin by saying this wasn't my idea and shall continue to be on my list of 'Things friends convinced me to do while I was hungover.'
That should be a pretty leading statement to anyone who wants to get to know me.
I'm a graduate with no clear direction in life, if you gave me a sheet of paper and asked me to write the three things I wanted to achieve in life I'd probably doodle on it, write my shopping list on the back and then forget the question.
I'm deeply sarcastic, have a sense of humour about as black as Alastair Darling's eyebrows and I'm an Apple-fangirl. Deal with it.

Also, I am horrified by how many people cannot list 6 things under "6 things you couldn't live without" and am unlikely to reply to a message if you've not answered a single question on your profile - nothing says let's chat like a 0% match.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, I travel and I write.
And I drink.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic, being drunk, being there. Hopefully not so bad at the writing thing, making music, using computers, knitting and any 'a la ding cuisine.' (you'll have to ask me to find out)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
a dirty laugh and rapunzal-stylee hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favourite books would have to include Nick Hornby - High Fidelity and Douglas Adams... any Douglas Adams, any time.
I watch a lot of movies - big sci-fi fan so I LOVED the new Trek film and the Avengers makes me happy. Favourites would include His Girl Friday, Eternal Sunshine and Kill Bill.
Music is an impossible thing to summarise but let's start with the Rolling Stones and go from there toward Ani DiFranco and Nina Simone, a de tour via GaGa and ska punk and we'll be getting somewhere.
I'm a big fan of pop culture - and I'm a total Whedon girl and I love anything Aaron Sorkin writes.
As far as food goes, give me fried noodles and I'm a happy girl.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone, my oyster card, sex, rock & roll (is that one or two things?) a broadband internet connection and... some form of alcoholic beverage. Preferably a nice cider but I'd have to ice-cubes, and then I'd have to have a freezer to keep them in, then I'd have to have electricity to run it and then I'd need mains power... So maybe I'll just settle for rum because that's not too unbearable when it's warm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next thing I'm about to forget.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in a pub garden bitching about work, talking about all the stuff I could be doing but will actually never get round to doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now, then it wouldn't be private any more, would it?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You consider yourself a browncoat, you own an iPod, you have a favourite Rolling Stones album and you don't take yourself/this place, too seriously.
Also if you like to chat ;)