Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a retired widower and I live alone in Charlestown, RI. I was
married to the same woman for 42 years and have four children who
are all out on their own now. I never went astray even though she
was frigid from 1980 on. I am a nice. well behaved guy and quite
harmless. I just need not to be alone.
I am interested in finding someone who is horny and eager to put
out and cuddle often and maybe foreplay.
She should live close enough so we can see each other frequently. I
hope that she will be intimate and passionate and be a nice lady! I
just need human companionship and body contact!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend all of my time on these online dating sites but I haven't
had any luck since October 2007. I watch a lot of HDTV and make web
pages for fun on the PC! I hope to find someone who will be my good
and close friend and let me know that I am not alone anymore! Are
you brave enough to try an old guy with experience?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking care of myself and go to Doctor's appointments to make sure
I am still healthy. I go grocery shopping and pay the bills on
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't wear glasses any more as I have eye implants since I
had cataracts that needed to be removed. I am getting cabin fever
now that I am a widower and have no one to hold me anymore! I would
prefer to have someone in my life as it makes things easier when i
don't have to talk to myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite food is Orange Juice, coffee, bacon & eggs and
cinnamon rolls, Blueberry pancakes mainly because they are easy to
make. I used to enjoy watching Smallville on Friday nights when
they were on now I pretty much channel hop as there is little to
watch anymore. I used to watch Grimm and Fringe but they are not on
anymore. I stay in my recliner chair as there is no place for me to
go and if there were, I wouldn't want to go alone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My four adult children
My empty house
My central air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people won't give me a chance to make them happy! I was married
for 42 years so I think I have what it takes to be a good mate. Why
does it matter if I age as I am the same guy I was when I was in my
50's (or not)!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night is just like any other night, since I am retired and a
widower, all nights are the same (Relaxing and without purpose) If
there was someone in my life then I would have a reason to go out
on Friday nights or every night for that matter as I have nothing
keeping me home except lack of motivation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have anything private. My life is an open book, actually a
book without pictures or words.
You should message me if
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I found out that I can't say horny on here so if you get frisky and
want a full time companion and lover.
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