I'm Edith. I'm a mother fucking catch. I posses all of the
character flaws that I most dislike in other people. I work during
the day and go to Cosmetology school during the evenings. I think
it's important to have a good sense of humor and I sometimes laugh
at my own jokes. I'm average in almost every way. I'm a little
crazy and not very well rounded. I enjoy proper grammar, nice
teeth, and marijuana. I don't like fishing, hunting or sports. I
smoke and tan too much. I'm obsessed with tattoos. I one day want
to be covered. I'm just a realistic person with realistic
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cosmetology student.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Freckles, eyes, teeth, maybe my tattoos when they aren't covered
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HP, The Perks Of Being A Wall Flower, Twilight is okay too but
don't tell ;)
HP, any good horror movies or anything with Will Ferrel
Sopranos, Suburgatory, Supernatural, Dexter, Parks and Recreation,
New Girl, The Big Bang Theory, Royal Pains, Jersey Shore, Scooby
Doo, American Horror Story, Monk.
Mayday Parade, Death Cab For Cutie, Regina Spektor, DEV, Kanye
West, Jay-Z, Fallout Boy, Sleeping with Sirens, Bright Eyes,
Chiodos, Kid Cudi, Taylor Swift, The Format, Brand New, Hollywood
Undead, Duece, any good rap, indie or country.
The six things I could never do without
I think this question should say " list the things you would rather
not do without." People seem to take it pretty literally.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if's and should have's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing I was 21.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I care way more than I will let you know, because if I admit it
then it's real and it hurts way more when it doesn't work, which is
You should message me if
You aren't a stupid redneck with no education, you aren't creepy,
you don't have a lot of tribal tattoos, you aren't ghetto, you
aren't obnoxiously opinionated, and you don't have several
different baby mama's.