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30 F Campbell, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:56am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm Allie: massage therapist by day, chocolate ninja by night!

I grew up in Maine (greater Portland area, woot!) and moved out here at age 20. The last decade has been amazing, and I'm pretty stoked to see what the next one has in store for me. I really like the person I have become, but maybe by age 40 I'll LOVE myself and will write Bette Midler-esque songs about my awesomeness. Here's hoping.

I've been polyamorous for 10 years with my boyfriend of 12 years, bouldergeist. If it's a new concept to you, I can pretty much guarantee that it isn't as scandalous as what you're imagining. :P We're a typical couple and we don't have crazy rules about dating. We just do it. Among other things, we find dating others helps to keep us happy and strong as a couple.

Also, I can bake some damned fine whoopie pies.
What I’m doing with my life taking pleasure in the little things, like long walks , chillin' with friends, playing games, snuggling, etc.. Basically, I'm a puppy.

I'm a massage therapist of over six years and I love how rewarding every session can be. A lot of the time I just help people relax, but every now and then I have these intense, challenging sessions that remind me exactly why I love what I do.
(Note: Don't ask me for a massage, please. Though I love it, it's still my job, and I would no sooner ask *you* to fix coffee for me, code for me, cook for me, or *whatever* it is that you do for a career. :)

I love hiking but the weather's been pretty hot these days so I haven't gotten out much. SOON.

I'm toying with an idea for a free-to-play game, though I've never coded anything in my life. If I can pull it off someday, though, I will feel so very awesome about myself. I also want to start challenging myself to write short stories again. I used to write some pretty fun ones about my D&D character, and I miss it!
I’m really good at
* Giggling about the same things a four-year-old would find hilarious!
* Eating!
* Massage!
* Making people and puppies feel comfortable -- or so I've been told, anyhow. (By the people, not the pups. The pups give me kisses, though, which I interpret as them being comfy around me.)
* Blaming myself for things that aren't my fault. (I'm working on this. :P)
* Making whoopie pies. MMMMMM.
The first things people usually notice about me
are probably that I'm smiling at (or petting) a cute dog or cat, giggling, or walking with a bounce in my step.

In fact, you know what? All of the above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Warm Bodies (Marion). Kingkiller Chronicles (Rothfuss). Alif the Unseen (Wilson). And Harry Potter, of course.

b) Unbreakable, Tangled, Something's Gotta Give, The Holiday, Cloud Atlas, The Descendants, Love Actually, Ghostbusters, and others I'm not thinking of right now.

c) The Last Airbender, Star Trek: TNG, Buffy, Firefly, Twin Peaks, Dexter, Chuck, The Fall.

d) Current favorite songs:
* Breakestra's "How Do You Really Feel?"
* Apartment's "Fall Into Place"
* The CB's "Misdemeanor"
* Bird and the Bee's "Come As You Were"

e) Pretty much everything that's terrible for me, plus salads.
The six things I could never do without
...are the people in my life, chocolate, sunshine, a feeling of purpose, affection, and hot showers that make me feel all tingly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- bouldergeist!
- Puppies!
- Kitties!
- Food!
- Nice things I can do for my friends!
- Adventures I'd like to have!
On a typical Friday night I am
...not getting out of work until 8-ish, then going for a jog. The rest of the night'll include reading, watching a movie or some Crash Course/SciShow (<3 the Green brothers!), or watching bouldergeist play a sweet video game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit that I work in the health field but am completely distrustful of anyone who refers to him- or herself as a "healer."

Also, I could probably eat an entire box of Oreos. I'm not *going* to do that. But I could. Just sayin'.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if're awesome, positive, and passionate about life!

Also, if you do message me, please gimme some indication that you've read my profile. "Hi how are you?" or other shotgun-approach messages will receive no response from me; I want fun conversation from the get-go. I'll totally do the same for you! :)