Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Aw geeze, I'm terrible at these things :/ I contradict myself a
lot. I'm intelligent but I tend to overthink things and make myself
seem unintelligent. I'm an excellent speller but I'm terrible at
pronouncing words. i have an old soul. ive certainly been described
as eccentric more than once. i like foxes. i love the little
prince. my brain is pretty all over the place.
im poly, non monogamous, pansexual, sex positive, trans friendly,
and i dont get offended easily :) i am always open to meeting new
people and seeing where things go from there.
i have a toddler so my life pretty much functions around the whims
of a two year old. there are times that i dont remember how to be
an adult and have a "normal" conversation that doesnt consist of
all the things my toddler does.
i have a dog. if you want to help me walk my dog sometimes, that
would totally be cool. shes a vicious beast. aaaaand she has a very
strong prey drive. like me she is vertically challenged but she
makes up for it with spunk and determination.
also, yeah, i am in a relationship. that doesnt mean i cant
theoretically be in a relationship with you too though. so if you
arent okay with that sort of thing dont message me.
For those that are bdsm/kink friendly heres a nifty idea of mah
bdsm "archetypes" to use a conversational springboard
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving and growing, day by day by day :)
working towards becoming a certified restorative exercise
committing to having a garden of sorts in spring 2015! feel free to
spam me with rental friendly garden ideas cuz im shite at container
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing people. Getting lost. Forgetting where I put things.
Wasting time. Taking naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Umm...I have no idea?
Edit: that my baby is adorable. Does that count?
that i am short.
that i have a face and a body, especially legs. those things are
that i prefer sitting on floors and standing rather than sitting in
that my toddler looks like my twin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Raymond E Feist, Neil Gaiman, or Silas House. The Thorn
Birds by Colleen McCullough. The Little Prince by Antoine De Saint
Exupery. all things roald dahl. ishmael, the story of b, my
ishmael, all by daniel quinn.
mumford and sons. eddie vedder. ben howard. bon iver. passenger.
the lumineers. city and color. lucero. the john butler trio. gary
allan. of monsters and men. pearl jam. augustana. tool. the spill
canvas. hollywood undead. breathe carolina. blink-182. old crow
medicine show. the civil wars. stone temple pilots. vitamin string
quartet. darrell scott. tool.
haven. sometimes doctor who. sherlock. torchwood.
cheesecake, always cheesecake. also, cheese. i dont seem to like
greek food. bread is almost always a winner. so are lemony things.
and dulce de leche.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order.
geeking out over whole body alignment :3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What in the world is going through my tiny child's head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to figure out that thing called cooking
brainstorming container garden ideas!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you are a carpenter or enjoy wood working in your spare time
-you would like to cook all my food for me
-you want to let me buy some chickens and keep them in your yard so
i can have eggs :)
-you understand that my child will always come first (i have a two
-you are a dungeon master and want to teach me how to play dungeons
and dragons well enough for me to one day, potentially, become a
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