Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


40 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Instead of "self-summary" pretend this just says "Snapple Facts".

My mom used to sell Worldbook and Childcraft(remember when people had encyclopedias?). There was one volume that was called "Things To Make And Do". It was full of games and little projects. And I think that's what I like best. Things to make and do.

To answer the nosey mom question, "So what does he do??" I'm an actor, writer, and musician. Improv, sketch, tv and commercials. And I write songs.

I'm an identical twin. So when we meet, you will never know if it is me or him! Look at how instantly fun this is going to be already.

I love books. So if I'm in an elevator or on the subway and you're reading something, I'm prolly gonna lean over and check out what you're reading! (I will also check you out too. Do not worry.)

I love movies. I love at the Vista the manager guy dresses up as a character from every new movie when it premieres. I like to imagine "Let's Go To The Movies" from Annie when I'm in one of those old movie palaces. (Sidenote: I am NOT interested in this new Annie. It's not because I'm opposed to an Annie reboot with a black Annie. No, it's because first off---did you guys look at the dog they cast for Sandy? It's like a Shia! There's no way that dog can be a total smelly funky alley dog. The song "Dumb Dog" would make no sense! I have other issues... we can discuss.)

I like the outdoors... I wanna hit all the National Parks in CA and nearby... (so far Joshua Tree, Sequoia, and Yosemite are under my belt. Plus Zion, Bryce, and the Grand Canyon.) Just went to Glacier and Banff. But there are so many more.... I have a tent--will travel!

And I like adventures. Choose your own... or ones you just happen to find yourself on...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm one of those annoying New Yorkers who constantly compare LA to NYC. I can't help it! Forgive me. I miss NYC. But you know what LA? I like how people actually say hi to you and smile at you on the street. Instead of the deadly stares of Gotham. Although, I kind of miss that too. Hah.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
figuring out a great present for someone, figuring out a great thing to do on a rainy day, and figuring out who the killer is before it's too late. (In a movie context.) (Also, I would like to think I could do this in real life too.)(I'm still alive! It's working!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have some sideburns. They started out as laziness and they just grew on me. BOOM! Sideburn joke. (You loved it, you know you did.) No, but it's true. Although now, the sideburns have been tamed. Maybe I have thinking too much about when Bridget Jones says to Mark Darcy, "I think you should SERIOUSLY reconsider the length of your sideburns." Well... I have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am eagerly awaiting the screen debut of Gone Girl because Gillian Flynn rocked me with that book. Ben Affleck can't ruin this for me at all.

I nerd out to Elvis Costello and just saw him at the Hollywood Bowl with Ben Folds and the L.A. Philharmonic. I also just saw his keyboard player play a show at the Largo. Also, Sara Watkins has stolen my heart. Maybe you can win it back.

I love me some Indian food, Moroccan, sushi, tacos, empanadas, arepas. Recent mini-obsession: PHO! And the fact that there is a place outside of Disneyland that they sell real honest to goodness Dole Whip! Life changing. More recently... in a dangerous love affair with Chego and Roy Choi.

I like the movies palaces. I love the Arclight. I love double features at the New Beverly. I love drive-ins. If we date, we will see movies! Count on it.

*as my dad calls it, "the boob tube"*
me likey: utterly hooked on The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones . Confession: I also watch the Bachelor. And Scandal. See? Boys can watch girl stuff too.

I also like reality shows where people have mad skillz. And sometimes you can help it... a show like Naked & Afraid is just the right addictive amount of trashy tv!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my iphone, my guitars, arnold palmers, grilled cheese, and a nice summery hefeweizen.

also, the little silly speech they give before each movie at the arclight. these people take pride in their work... I like that! if i miss the speech, i feel cheated. here's a fun game i play: try and guess the person's name before they begin their speech.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why Bert the cat likes to eat clothing. it's a mystery that needs to be solved. i'm going to bait a trap for him soon. ordering supplies from Acme(the company that Wily E. Coyote used).

"Dare I eat a peach?" (But I feel like the answer is always yes. Bonus points if you know what this is from...)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either going out for dinner or drinks with some friends or sitting at home catching up on tv and movies(i like to think of it as "homework") while pretending to write.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm from the future. Shhh! Don't tell anyone!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
are not an enemy of fun and good times.
if you want to try lots of interesting dates because i still feel new to LA. i have a "funger"(hunger for fun). so i need a date to the observatory. To tramp around the snow at San Jacinto. to take a sound bath together near Joshua Tree. and find some food trucks in the middle of the night. and see the cheesy stage show at El Capitan before the next Disney movie comes out. there's a lot to do... when are we driving to Vegas? where is that park they hang out at in 500 Days Of Summer? i wanna go there. let's go and i'll draw on your hand too. it's gonna be great.

PS If you're not like super into the outdoors, that is okay. Don't worry. I'm not going to force you into camping with me like in the Parent Trap. (But I might sing "Let's Get Together".)