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29 Minneapolis, MN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly), Norwegian (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've just deleted this whole thing, to rewrite everything. Check back soon for clever phrasing.

I'm going to be entirely honest in my profile overhaul. I'm tired of veneer, though I understand the value. I like nice restaurants; good food and thoughtful, interesting cocktails. I like wearing clothes that let me blend in and observe the social nonsense, because I am intrigued and compelled by interpersonal nonsense. I like putting on a persona for an evening, or longer if that's what we agree. I like Jameson shots at the Triple Rock and champagne at Prohibition. If you love both extremes, we should go out. If we have fun, I bet we might be able to relate on a non-superficial level.

I wrote three more paragraphs but the Internet just ate them, and my patience (already spent) is doing me no favors..... Looking for love; something lasting. Also: fantastic shags, passion we drag out of each other, intellectual connection and sympathy unrivaled. Tall order, I know.

Best? You know the value of intellect, laughter, and understand the power of watching stupid movies; you aren't intimidated because I like the taste of your clavicle and your strength and your vulnerability, and you feel the value of offering me a coffee and kisses on the forehead to wake me up in the morning (because that shit is priceless, and you already know that, and I don't need to tell you that I like some tenderness, because that's just part of who you are, but I'll notice it every single time.).

Don't waste my time. I'm too busy for bullshit, and I hope you are too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day., reading, writing, painting, lifting heavy objects, thinking constantly about what a really good relationship might look like, taking walks, thinking critically, personal cheffing, riding my new motorcycle......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being honest. Just ask the question, I don't like to waste too much time.

(Run-on sentences.)

I'm good at over-thinking and allowing it to induce a kind of paralysis. And I appreciate a person that can hold my balloon ribbons and bring me back to earth when I can't get down by myself...

But, really, I'm not that effervescent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh a lot. And I can be kind of loud, even though I'm actually an introvert.

What no one first notices about me:

I don't judge the desires of others. I feel my feelings so deeply and intensely that, sometimes, I can be hard to be around. If you like me, you'll figure that shit out within yourself. I'd really like to be invited to some activity you care about. I like that you tell me too many details about something you love. You like that I'm cooking but also that I'm spending so much time explaining my enthusiasm that you have to bring me back to earth. You like banter that begins casual, remains witty, and circles in towards the truth and meaning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Joy Division and other sad/cold/beautiful stuff from the 80s, avant-garde hip-hop (Busdriver, Dose One, etc), Balkan Beat Box, soul jams. Orgy, Nine Inch Nails, and lots and lots of industrial. Ravi Shankar, The Lonely Island, Dethklok. I've recently come to terms with my reluctant love for Lady Gaga.

Literature stuff: TS Eliot, Baudelaire. Neil Gaiman, Knut Hamsun, Jack Kerouac, Catch-22, Hunter Thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, those succulent, trashy novels that True Blood is based upon. Been reading some Murakami lately and really enjoying how he fucks with my head.

Trailer Park Boys, Sherlock, Peep Show, House, True Blood, The Wire, Doctor Who, Archer, Boston Legal, Neverwhere, Torchwood, RuPaul's Drag Race, Sons of Anarchy. I get addicted to seasons of good shows and have to compulsively watch them in order.

I like food. I like to know what it's made of, and where it came from. I eat for optimal nutrition and pleasure, in no order. I like steak tartare, gin, pho, burgers, and lots of other things.

9 to 5, Velvet Goldmine, Control, The Rules of Attraction, Amelie, Interview with the Vampire, 200 Cigarettes, The Graduate, The Breakfast Club, Harold & Maude, Henry & June, everything Batman, The Crow, Rushmore.

I think it's awesome when one can articulate exactly why you like a thing. I think it's also awesome when, in the face of a thing you like, all you can do is grin and nod mutely, unable to explain why the thing touches you, makes you happy or thoughtful or feel deeply, but quietly and ecstatically acknowledge the thing's invaluable ability to make you feel overwhelmed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A balance of social and alone time.
My intellect
33% more than I am supposed to have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Building my own business such that I can be fully self-sufficient and buy a home; ways to sound attractive to men without spinning bullshit lies; how I'd like to drink great wine but sometimes the servers are haughtily attractive and they just don't seem helpful and I order something mediocre instead of dealing with the stress of getting an opinion (or several); whatever song is stuck in my head (days at a time, I tell you!); karaoke; significance; signifiers; sometimes shoes.

Do you like wine? It's nice to go out with wine nerds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke. Cocktailing. Pajamas. Working. Movie-staring. Cooking. Recuperating. Reading. Whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an introvert, but I'm not particularly shy or quiet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think that the Guns 'n Roses version of 'Sympathy for the Devil' is better than the Rolling Stones original, and/or you are interested in why I think it is.

If you like a little earnest rambling.

Do you like the feeling of mythology?