Alpha male. Awfully competitive. Never dull. Hates the mundane. Has never done the same thing two days in a row in his life. Is not one of those who waited till he was old to experience life. Likes politics but hates rhetoric and prefers letting actions speak. Will prolly never "settle down," which means that I will always be curious about the world and seek to explore/conquer it. Too snarky.

Maybe a friend or two can edit this part so I don't sound inhuman.

I have a kind heart and a very clever sense of humor. I seem to find the humor in most things.I am looking for a woman with the same zest for life that I have,someone not afraid to actually *MEET* in person for a cup of coffee,a good laugh, philosophical discussion whatever. I won't disappoint you.

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• Needy_goddess

Investing, consulting, travelling, learning, reading, writing, camping, hiking, sightseeing, staring, listening, comprehending, thinking.

Getting another 15 minutes of fame.

Nothing. I don't stand out in a crowd. But people sometimes end up gravitating to me, because I am always the most humorous one in the room.

Also, one thing of note... if someone agrees to go to coffee and then starts interrogating me like I was a prisoner then they will notice me leaving.
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However if they meet me for coffee and don't start interrogate me, I will revert back to my ol charming optimistic self. Instead of that jaded guy ^^

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• Needy_goddess

Books: "The Source" by James Michener. Nothing I've read comes close to this as far as historical/fiction. I have most of his stuff, but they're not the easiest to read. I also read anything related to the sea, since I spent 454 days of my life on it running boats and such.

Movies: Dr. Zhivago... unbelieveable how easy we have it compared to people elsewhere... like "Grapes of Wrath" but a far better story line and not as depressing.

Music: Classic Rock, blues, some jazz, some country, some classical, and some current stuff.

Food: If it's edible there probably isn't any of it left around here (see below)

Humor, courage, positive spirit, admiration, competition, affection.

I'm a guy, whaddya want me to say here? Ok, I'm a complex being who is thinking about investing in ESLR one minute and the next I'm dealing with what school my son is playing in basketball next and the next I'm adding a different story line to my great american novel and the next I'm thinking about In & Out fer dinner for my son and all his buddies, and the next I'm thinking about whether I'm gonna land the McDoodle contract and the next I'm thinking about charging my PDA, cell phone, walkie talkie, and flashlight for the next winter storm, and that leaves me time to think about you.

With my son. Usually. We kinda have panel discussions on various topics. Lots of times his friends are over to join in.

Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone I can fix most stuff... I hate fixing stuff. Will do it reluctantly. It will require something on your part if you want me to fix something. Something small. Like rounding up human sacrifices or getting me elected President or giving me a large yacht.

You can't find anyone else suitable for your wants and desires.

You want to live vicariously through me.

You have billions of dollars to blow.

You are tired of dating losers.

Last but not least, if you have groceries for a buncha teenagers that always seem to hang out around here.