Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Intellectually curious. A hipster's hipster. Raver. Rager. Laughs
90% of the time. Mr. nice guy. Looking for like-minded people.
"I'd like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if
you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best
intentions, people will rise to the occasion."
I've taken shit all my life, been bullied, and outcasted. If you
have bullied, given shit to, or outcasted others, and do not feel
bad about it, then you and I will not get along.
I've never been in a fight. Yes, really. Machismo alpha male
bullshit disgusts me. Instead I verbally persuade people to calm
the fuck down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a Tax Resolution firm. Yes, like the ones with the radio
commercials: "Do you owe thousands of dollars to the IRS?" Not the
most glamorous of jobs, but hey it pays the bills and allows me to
stay in Colorado!
In the meantime I'm working with a few friends on a small business
idea, ironing out the details. Can't keep wasting away at a desk
job and not reaching my potential.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Languages: I speak English and Spanish fluently, advanced French,
and intermediate Mandarin.
I'm great at listening, and sometimes give great advice. Do not
confuse giving advice with telling people what to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, smile, and laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The mysterious island
Children of the Mind
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food (I'm not picky, I just have high standards)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything. I'm a daydreamer.
Why is the world so messed up, and is there anything I could do to
better it in the near future?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I don't do anything, sometimes I go out. I play it by
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You do not smoke cigarettes. (I thought I could see past this bad
habit, but the truth is I can't.)
-Intelligent, deep, interesting, and/or silly conversations don't
-You like edm.
-You understand that men most of the time just do shit without any
hidden meaning behind their actions.
***Extra points if you know how to hold silverware properly and
chew food with your mouth closed.***
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