Also, weird out-of-town visitors who are like "oh hey, I'm in town for the weekend wanna get some coffee?" I am fluent in Horny Man-derin. I know what your trying to imply and I'm not on here to find a one-night stand.
I'm a pretty typical portlander, except for the fact that I'm actually a portlander, as in lived here my whole life, born here, raised here, never lived anywhere else. I ride my bike everywhere, I like art and music, I like to read si-fi novels. I like figuring out how things are made. I must apologize for the lack of description about myself. I'm not good with that. I'm better at talking in person