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livingmorganisms

23 / F / straight / Single

Phoenix, Arizona

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign_Language (Poorly)

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I am eclectic, observant, and outgoing.

My Self-Summary

I mostly enjoy art and other creative endeavors. I take longform improv classes and am the head of Communications for the Phoenix Improv Festival. I have trouble sitting still. I think most things are funny. I collect vintage paint-by-numbers and toys from 25cent machines. I paint. I've always wanted a miniature pony. I'm a big fan of the portmanteau. I like food photography. I make amazing cupcakes. I like beverages with bubbles. I don't understand Harry Potter. I hate wearing pants. I like purple. I have an orange cat named "Conreadipus Birdie" who may very well be a Mogwai. I spend a lot of my time talking to strangers on the street. I collect religious tracts. I like ridiculous shoes. I make people blush. I like the 1950s. I like terrible movies. I've never been to Europe.

What I’m doing with my life

Whatever makes sense today. I paint, work with children, watch improv, and try to make the world a little more interesting than it was yesterday. Even with the wealth of social media sites we have at our disposal, I still hate trying to define myself on "paper".

I’m really good at

Making the awkward observation. Making people laugh. Catching typographical errors.

Making people laugh so hard that they pass out, hit their heads and die.

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The first things people usually notice about me

My perpetual smile. My laugh.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: On The Road, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Reefer Madness, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.
Movies: Lost in Translation, Shopgirl, Secretary, Basquiat, DeathRace 2000, Art School Confidential, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Empire Records.
Music: Born Ruffians, Mirah, Architecture in Helsinki, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Owen, The Bird and The Bee, The Cars, Langhorne Slim, Throw Me The Statue, Black Box Recorder, Metric, Arctic Monkeys, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, The Robot Ate Me, Bishop Allen.
Food: Anything potato-oriented.

The six things I could never do without

1. Art
2. Leinenkugel
3. Lipgloss
4. My yellow sweater
5. Friends
6. The second season of Punky Brewster on DVD.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Art, improv, improving productivity, ideas, other people, boobs. Not in that order. I think a lot about the way people interact with each other and the meaning behind people's actions. Mostly, I just think about the fact that the word "boobs" makes me laugh.

On a typical Friday night I am

At an improv show. Drinking beer. These two activities are not mutually exclusive.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Oh, I don't know. I never learned how to ride a bike...is that private? Oooh, here's a good one: My best friend, imitationofch, and I once entertained the thought of becoming "telephone actresses" because we thought it would funny. This idea never came to fruition, fortunately.

Editors

You should message me if

You think that's a good idea? I'm not going to tell you what to do, broseph. I'm not your mother. Thankfully, 'cause that would probably be an uncomfortable conversation.