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27 University Park, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 19
Black, White
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Updated 2/5/14

My name's Kris, and I am an extreme extrovert; therefore I can get along with pretty much anyone, and always fun to be around. I have lived on both coasts of the US, and sometime in the middle too, just in the past year. Also within said year: graduated culinary school in Oregon, traveled cross-country by train, did a solo 3 state back-road trip on my motorcycle, and a lot of adventures in between. If you want a guy who can converse about anything, keeps up with current events and politics, doesn't need alcohol to loosen up or have fun, and guarantee fun-filled adventures, I'm your man. If you want someone to settle down with, has a five year plan, sees kids and marriage in their future, sorry keep looking. I should say because I keep running into this problem, people have a problem reading me accurately. I'm a romantic, and extremely tactile, this does NOT mean I have fallen in love, that I want to date long term. If I ask someone on a date, I mean a date, a one night event, not alluding to some interest in long term arrangement. If I ask to do something that's because I'm doing that thing,if available cool, if not I'm not going to curl into the fetal position and cry, I actually probably asked three others and hoping someone cancels. I don't love.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lately I have been working on bunch of food projects. Arugula and tomato pasta from scratch (I do mean the actual pasta mainly linguini), vegan edible chocolate truffles (420 special), and mini pink and red French macaroon sandwiches which saw in recent Martha Stewart magazine rose and raspberry, and strawberry margarita flavors so far. I forget a salsa Verde tabouli fusion with pomegranete seeds i have been playing with.
Researching into gardening, and raising chickens in an urban setting. Enjoying life, riding my motorcycle, dancing, trying to learn to enjoy video games, HAVING FUN.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting smiles on peoples faces, empathy
Drunken tap dancing. Making a fool of myself in public (don't worry don't try to drag others into my shinanagins unless you want to join in). Of course cooking, I mean I better be if I obtained a degree in it. Talking to complete strangers. Embarrassing my friends. Reading people pretty accurately (was a bouncer and worked with children)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a hipster: Tattoos, piercings, vibrant colored spectacles and clothing, plus a s$*tton of scars. That I am half black and half white, well actually that im tan, then they just insert what ever ethnicity they think I am. My personality and style.

Update 10/24/12
I no longer have dread locks. Good bye to 10 years of hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's just say I am very eclectic, the lists would be way to long for both movies ( I own over 200 dvd's legally, and I don't even know how much more I have via other ways :)) and music ( but presently I am in a huge motown, reggae, and funk mood). For shows, whatever looks interesting on Netflixs or Hulu; I also have a penchant for falling in love with high quality multi emmy winning programs that get trashed after 1 or 2 seasons because no one watched them I guess ( I still hold a grudge against HBO for canceling Carnivale after 2 seasons, I mean it got like 6 emmys in the first season alone). For Food I will try anything, and I mean anything, and since I was younger than 5 I have always loved escargot ( that's snails baby!!! UMM UMM GOOD). I also love pancakes, cause my mom looks like Aunt Jemima, so having her make me pancakes was always the shit ( "does anyone wants some pancakes" hells yeah)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
420 aka the breath of christ (just go with it it's funny no?)
My momma (yes I am a mommas boy but don't worry she's all the way in pa and shes freakin awesome)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people can be level 100whatever on candy crush saga, but you mention Geneva 2 convention, or pussy riot girls release from prison, and you just get blank stares. Slowly realizing how much of an extreme feminist I am. It disgusts me when I hear guys say "my woman," they are not property, you can not own a person. I'm pro-choice and have protested for it. I'm extremely involved in the lbgta community, even though I am straight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I promise it will be some kind of adventure, but with my career choice, my Friday usually is not the actual Friday of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a pleaser/giver, my joy is in seeing the gratitude on others for what I can do for them, I don't like being the focus of attention. If I'm ever at a karaoke bar you will hear me sing Darling Niki by Prince, and yes there will be pelvic gyrations, air humping, and me grinding a microphone stand. I'm sorry it's Prince and the words grind and masturbation are in the lyrics, you can't stop me. Before moving to Portland I was going to Penn State to become a Kindergarten Teacher, I even worked at a child care center for over a year called the Bennet Center. Was called Mr. Kris and I changed diapers, helped them with eating lunch, and rubbed backs during nap time. ( these two little asian girls adopted me and would call me little sister, Iris was soo cute)
You should message me if
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If you just want to have pure and simple fun.