Right away I want to put this out there: I'm really not interested in pictures of man-beaver filling up my in-box. I don't have the time. i don't have the energy. I just can't keep up with the constant flooding of man-beaver pics in all angles, wearing hats, in sepia tones.... just tired of it. I'm also really not interested in strangers trying to take me to Poundtown. If someone tries to trick me and say we're going to a cool new place and I can tell that they are driving straight to Poundtown I'll get pissed.
UPDATE ON THINGS THAT ARE NOT COOL ACCORDING TO ME: On the first date do NOT ask me to toss your salad. 2nd and equally as important on the first date: do NOT attempt or even consider trying to spidermonkey my butthole. Stay away from mine and I want to stay away from yours. That's the deal. I can't believe that I even have to say that.
I am really really weird. People meet me thinking this girls a little weird. No, chances are I will be a big shock to your system. It's not my fault if you get diarrhea. This is not my fault. I'm saying I'm really really fucking weird. I might be fucked up because I don't know any other girls who read Charles Bukowski and say "I think this guy might be my dad."

I recently quit school. My soul almost died. It was pretty serious. I'm going back in fall and studying like the exact opposite of what I was doing before. I feel like I should feel bad, like I'm not being loyal, but Science wasn't loyal when it was watching me work on a funeral binder with a knife to Soul's throat.
I like to try new things and win at them. If I don't win then that's a stupid activity and i won't do it anymore. I don't go outdoors unless it's weather permitting so like once a year I like to go on a good hike.

Singing songs that I don't know the words to. Keeping my spirits up in the face of adversity.

I seem really really busy so don't talk to me I'm too busy. That is known as doing the George Constanza. The other 1st thing is that I seem really bad to the bone. and they're right.

Eating:
candy, coffee, veggies

Watching:
wes anderson movies, Always Sunny, Portlandia, Wilfred

Reading:
Rimbaud, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Salinger, Nietzche

Listening:
Radiohead, The Notwist, Bob Dylan,The Black Keys, Mumford & Sons, The Kinks, The Who

lists are boring and I hate them. I'm reading alot of muscle mags right now because i'm planning on getting f%#&ing huge. Usually I can only read text books.

hot sauce, coffee, good books, weights for pumping iron, internet, music

really hilarious things i said earlier and wondering if I'm going to get rickets.

Not chasing tail if that's what you're thinking.

I can queef the alphebet. I can't exactly do that, but with enough practice I will one day.

You're not going to bore me or if you want to play night crawlers or if you're not a snitch. Snitches get stitches.