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lizard_almighty

28 F Roanoke, VA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Liz. There's usually a hell of a lot more to say than just that but it's a pretty decent two word summary. I'm the person everyone hears. Not hears about. Hears. I'm rather loud and I've learned to live with it, tho despite popular belief I know how to be quiet. I'm left handed too which makes everything generally easier since it also begins with L. I don't think I have many more adjectives like that.

I ramble.

I'm a comic book nerd. If you're around Baltimore and you go to small comic shows you've probably already run into me as a vendor. I swim in comics. My house has long box upon long box.

I deeply want to be a part of making the world smile.
If you play League of legends you should hit me up so we can play sometime.

I like D&D but I feel the same way about it as I do about sports, talk is cheap and actually playing is more fun. I yoyo, juggle and diabolo and I'm learning both stilts and the unicycle.
I play super smash brothers melee and Brawl. I picked up Tekken recently as well. I'm a Magic the Gathering Nerd, I am a certified L1 dci judge.

I stomp arrows on occasion. I like to go fishing, camping and river rafting, and I like climbing trees. I think acting like a child sometimes is under rated

I sing when I shouldn't- which is all the time, banksy is awesome and graffiti is a really cool form of social protest. I draw comics but despite good brainstorming and way too much drawing I'm still too lazy to update my website.

I'll eat or drink almost anything once and I like being indoors as much as outdoors. Ultimate frisbee is a sport. I waste significant amounts of time watching Science Fiction and Movies. Star Trek Star Wars and Star Gate.

I'm a stand up comic

I love Tetris. I hate using the word I so much.

I dislike the idea that anyone could possibly get to know me from poorly strung together sentences. I am sad that reading might be dead.

I FINALLY GRADUATED and was awarded a bachelors technical theatre: design and construction. I love the smell of sawdust and I am the girl who would actually prefer power tools to flowers. Hope you don't hate clowns mostly because I actually am one in my spare time. I also voice act on the side for silly things. Stand up comedy is a dream I'll get around to. I like to sit around and solve rubik's cubes.

Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend, inside a dog it's too dark to read comic books

I am an adventurer, looking for a friend, and going to be famous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently vacationing over the summer by working a side job and larking about after graduating from college. I spend a lot of time working on my stand-up comedy, Now that I'm out of school I intend to spend a lot more time on it. As much as I hate the word I do blog because I feel like even if no one reads it I still have interesting stuff to say.

I suffer from wanderlust and can sometimes be difficult to track down. I am far more interested in doing things than thinking about doing them. Therefore planning out my life is something I've never been able to get around to. I follow a lot of my whims in my spare time and manage to stay on top of most of the neccesities of life.
I don't know where I'll be when the day ends or how I'll get home but I know that I'll have had at least a decent time getting there.

I spend most of my evenings playing video games and reading comics I used to have a radioshow but I am working on m,y podcast which will seamlessly fit with the webcomic I am revitalizing. I'm an old school gamer, NES and Atari for me. I waste hours playing Tetris.It to me is like pinball was to Tommy.
It's okay if you didn't get my last reference, rock operas and the who aren't all that popular.

I generally live life at a fairly good pace with few regrets and awesome good times. You should get in on it.

I do a little bit of everything, except windows. You can hire someone else to do those windows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at the bad things and really bad at the easy things.
For Example: I'm really good at talking loudly about something horrifingly vulgar just when a room goes quiet. But I'm really bad at keeping my shoes tied.

I'm really bad at not tripping over obvious steps and curbs and door jams. But I'm really good at Calculus.

I'm really good at finding the worst and equally best things to say in a conversation. I'm good at saying strange things and saying strange things to strangers and even strange people. I'm good at staying up late all night and I'm good at being immodest and hilarious. I'm a good clown

but I am really bad at knowing where my keys/cell/wallet/pants are, wearing shirts rightside out and frontwards. I'm really bad at telling time on a clock with 3 hands and english accents. I'm good at having crazy dreams, and I'm good at telling them. I'm bad at knowing when to stop rambling.

I'm really good at being open minded and to expanding my horizons

I'm super bad at making the bed. I don't do it - when I get out of bed in the morning I obviously left it when i was comfortable.. if I mess all that up I have no guarantee I'll be comfortable that night.

I'm super good at making lasting impressions, but super bad at knowing whether or not it's a good one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not necessarily unnecessarily honest I just say what i think should be said regardless of whether or not someone wants to hear it.

After looking at my own photos it's might be that I own an inordinate amount of orange bandanas or bandanas in general.

I also have an awesome smile, or so I have been told.

I make lots of movie references, and I tell super bad jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. I will read anything to the tenth chapter. If I don't like it by then there's a good chance I'll just never finish it. I loved HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy" and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. I like anything by Kurt Vonnegut. I also reread books a lot.

B. L.A. Confidential, A fish called wanda, The Usual Suspects, any batman movie except for that terrible crap with george clooney. That does not exist in my universe.

C. I love music. All kinds, any genre. But rock and roll is my absolute favorite.

D. I love any kind of seafood, scallops, sushi, tuna, eel, ocotpus, clams, mussles oysters crabs and lobsters. If it lived in the sea I am more than willing to eat it. Twice even
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can tell you what I COULD do without. Answering this question.

Clearly one of the six things is a way to get more things on this list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie Apocolypse... What to do!

Nothing for hours. Just sit around and think about everything which eventually reverts to nothing because my mind goes all over.
I like to space out.
How awesome the JLA is.. minus superman.. I don't like superman. The Green Arrow, the Flash and The Green Lantern are all amazing. What I'll be doing tomorrow, and everything else. Why insects taste like nuts, ( they do! Almonds!), When I'll finally get around to my new years resolutions.

How stupid people are drawn to youtube comments like a black hole and thusly affect the decline of the english language.

Spontaneous Adventure Trips.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing my homework, of that I can assure you. Probobly sitting at my computer, hanging out with friends or reading a good book. Plotting to rule the world.. dinosaurs ruled the earth.. why not me? Friday Night Magic?

Wondering why everyone likes that hack of a superhero superman but no one gives the green arrow any time of day. Green arrow is awesome!

Sometimes at a club, they have to have good music, and I have to have good company, ( and hopefully a ride home)

Wasting time on the internet until 5 am.

I play warcraft and diablo, and pretty much any other online game I don't have to pay for.

Watching, reading, thinking, recording and laughing?

Looking for something to DO!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Exactly how many games I own on steam. HAH! Kidding I'd never tell you that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to? I like talking to strangers! Drop me a line.
But don't message me if you use the letters R and U as words.